Funny one-night stand quotes

• The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

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  2 months ago

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  19 shares on Instagram this month.

• One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed?

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  2 months ago

  bed, both, humor, just, logic, need, night, night stand, one-night stand, people, relationship, sense, sides, single, stand

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• I hate it when some random company refers to me as their “customer.” I’m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship.

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  2 months ago

  company, connection, customer, drunken, drunken shopping, hate, humor, i, me, night, one-night stand, random, relationship, shopping, stand

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  14 shares on Snapchat this month.

• I don’t really do one-night stands, but I will do, like, 3-8 months of a semi-toxic, undefined relationship that wastes my time and ruins my life.

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  3 months ago

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