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Funny one-night stand quotes

Funny one-night stand quotes are the perfect way to laugh off those wild, unforgettable nights πŸŒ™βœ¨ Whether it’s awkward moments, unexpected connections, or just pure hilarity, these witty lines capture all the chaos and charm πŸ˜‚πŸ”₯ Get ready to smile, cringe, and relate as we dive into the funniest takes on fleeting romances and midnight adventures πŸ’«πŸΈ #NoRegrets #LaughItOff

The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

Posted on2 weeks ago

One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed?

Posted on3 weeks ago

I hate it when some random company refers to me as their β€œcustomer.” I’m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship.

Posted on3 weeks ago

I don’t really do one-night stands, but I will do, like, 3-8 months of a semi-toxic, undefined relationship that wastes my time and ruins my life.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

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