Funny quotes one-night stand

Funny one-night stand quotes

The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

1 month ago

One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed?

3 months ago

I hate it when some random company refers to me as their “customer.” I’m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship.

3 months ago