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Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

Girls know how to flirt until it’s with someone they actually like.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

I am absolutely delicious, and I hate how mosquitoes know it.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

Took a break from social media because my cat was asleep on my phone.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

I hate having a body, it’s so high maintenance. Shower this, eat that, drink this, sleep that, it’s all very stupid.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

Twitter is basically introverts gone wild.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

I can’t believe there was a time in my life when someone had to make me take a nap.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,670

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Threads:

January feels like a schizophrenic episode.

Making waves on Telegram:

Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

Just landed via Messenger:

German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

Just landed via Slack:

Hello, my voicemail is currently unavailable. To leave a message please speak slowly and clearly into the nearest toaster.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

You’d think the heat and humidity would steam some of the wrinkles out of my body.

Live now on YouTube:

Thanksgiving and Christmas should be six months apart. Absurd to see those people again so soon. Insane.

Spotted on Twitch:

Three wise men? I highly doubt that.

Spotted on TikTok:

Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.

Shared recently on X:

The Angry Birds assaulted me and made me rip their disgusting bong.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

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Social Media Stars ⭐

88 shares on Twitch this month:

Told my girlfriend that Mum is deaf, so speak loud and slow. Also told Mum that my girlfriend has special needs.

92 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Welcome, new followers! It’s all downhill from here.

66 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I don’t like to call it a xenomorph — I prefer the term “the alien from Alien.”

96 shares on TikTok this month:

Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper.

44 shares on Reddit this month:

Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

37 shares on Threads this month:

Ever since I was a little kid, I knew I would be fraught with melancholy and nostalgia.

42 shares on Discord this month:

Lady just asked me what “mansplaining” is. I think it’s a trap. We’ve been staring at each other in silence for half an hour.

55 shares on Pinterest this month:

My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.

92 shares on Snapchat this month:

We need to stop telling AI that it’s paintings are bad. That’s how Hitler got started.

85 shares on WeChat this month:

I don’t understand baby oil. What are we greasing up all those babies for?

Trending Topics 📁

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Hot Jokes 💥

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I would like to thank everyone who destroyed me into the person I am today.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Maybe I prefer my ducks scattered about.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Please pray for my daughter, who had to empty the dishwasher when she “just did this yesterday and she’s tired.”

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Introverts have fun, too — we just don’t care if you know.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Does anyone want to fall in love and split rent with me?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,304

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

Some 100 private jets will fly to Venice for Jeff Bezos’ wedding, and I recycle yoghurt cup lids.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

My résumé is really just a list of things I hope I never have to do again.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

Mentally, I’m in a forest screaming. Physically, I’m answering emails with a fake smile and clenched jaw.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is I’m outside.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

Gordon Ramsay is making us dinner. It’s a four curse meal.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

I already want to come home from work tomorrow.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

No email needs to tell me not to reply.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

Sorry, I’m late. I got caught up at home being happy.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

No more fun facts. I want to know what your last nightmare was about.

Just landed via Discord:

Every time your mom tells you that she wants the best for you, she is talking about me.

Spotted on Threads:

Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’.

Going viral on Messenger:

I use subtitles so if I learn anything interesting I can say “I was reading about” instead of “I saw on an episode of Love Island”

Going viral on TikTok:

Typing in your email address on the TV is a different type of irritation.

Shared recently on Discord:

Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

I am a man, a man with a cold, so I guess this is goodbye.

Shared recently on Discord:

Being bilingual means stuttering in both languages.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.

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