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I’ve never had a beer in the shower; I’m saving it for a very low moment in my life.

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Pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding”, so in a way we are all pesto.

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I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.

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Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

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The only lesson I remember from the pandemic is that you’re only supposed to wash your hands if it’s your birthday.

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Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.

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The only thing keeping me from world domination is a good nap.

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My cats won’t talk to me because I came home late from work.

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Life hack: You can’t be sad if you are asleep.

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Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.

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I told the trees what you did. Be wary when you enter the forest next.

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Maybe the reason Miss Piggy is still single is she has a fear of kermitment.

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I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.

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Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

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I usually decompose after work rather than decompress.

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Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy John charge his wife for Martinis.

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If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

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It’s not you. Just the things you say, think, and do.

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When I was a kid, I had to walk to Netflix.

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Brain, I know you’re trying hard, but you are not doing a good job.

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Funny outage quotes are the perfect way to lighten the mood when tech decides to take a nap 💻😴. Whether your Wi-Fi’s gone MIA or the power’s playing hide and seek ⚡🙈, these witty lines turn frustration into laughs 😂🔥. Ready to smile through the blackout? Let’s dive into some humor that keeps the vibe electric, even when the lights aren’t! 😜✨

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Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

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If I’m gonna jingle your bells, I’m definitely gonna jingle them all the way.

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The nicest thing I’ve done for a date is turn up.

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Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.

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I’ve discovered that my visiting family members leave crumbs in the butter. Please keep me in your thoughts during this difficult time.

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The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.

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Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.

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Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?

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My mouth moves faster than my survival instincts.

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“You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

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I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

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Do you guys remember when we had to share one desktop computer wіth the whole famіly?

Just landed via TikTok:

I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon.

Making waves on X:

I’m not drunk enough for this Teams meeting.

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Doggystyle, so we can both look at the river.

Broadcasted on Discord:

I don’t expect everything handed to me, just set it down outside my door.

Just landed via Slack:

Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. What’s going on there?

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So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

Seen just now on Snapchat:

You can’t tell me there’s anything better than earplugs; I simply will not hear it.

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Instead of renting an apartment, I’m going to save up for a lighthouse and go insane in it.

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