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But if I get tinted windows, how will people see me flipping them off?

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A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths.

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People don’t catch bullets with their teeth anymore, get out there and practice.

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The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots.

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I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?

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Why, as a hair, would you even wanna be ingrown. Like why are you doing that?

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Never share a secret with a clock. Because time will tell.

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The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

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You can get addicted to a certain kind of swagness.

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Whitening my teeth by getting a tan.

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One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.

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Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

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When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.

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Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it.

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The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.

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Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

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Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, β€œSCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.

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Me going to work because I’m too honest to scam people, too shy to be an influencer, too good for a sugar daddy, and too dumb for crypto.

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β€œBaby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster?

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I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can’t find them.

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When I say β€œI hate drama”, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan!

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Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?

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Of course I stay hydrated. Carbohydrated.

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Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

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That place is so crowded; nobody goes there anymore.

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Can’t wait for my husband to see what he bought everyone for Christmas.

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No one is more stressed than someone who has seen their potential and knows they aren’t living up to it.

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With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

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I laugh at my own jokes because I am my target audience. Y’all just happen to be there.

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When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.

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I hope I don’t die of something stupid like old age, I want a piano to fall on my head.

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Here’s your daily reminder to not forget about Dre.

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My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.

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Dogs can’t talk and everyone loves them. Coincidence? I think not.

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In an alternate universe, the hard way is always learning me.

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In my 20’s: I want to find true love. In my 40’s: I just want a toaster that gets me.

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I’m going to sleep. Anyone want anything?

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The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.

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Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”

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I wish people had mute buttons in real life.

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