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I hate having a body, it’s so high maintenance. Shower this, eat that, drink this, sleep that, it’s all very stupid.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

Playing Mortal Kombat at an arcade in the 90’s would fix me.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

Beginning my getting out of bed journey this morning.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

You can eat cheesecake for breakfast if you want to. No one can stop you. The police can’t even stop you.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

Festival is when you pay a fortune to live like a homeless person.

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I’m often mistaken for an adult because of my age.

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Friday the 13th doesn’t even feel creepy cause bad things happen everyday now.

Going viral on Messenger:

Are you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like one month in the hospital?

Shared recently on Pinterest:

If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I gotta ask, what part of ‘I don’t eat sugar’ don’t I understand?

Just landed via Threads:

Being able to notice that a celebrity unfollowed another celebrity is some seriously jobless behaviour.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.

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Funny partnership quotes bring a burst of laughter 🤣 and lightheartedness to teamwork and relationships 🤝. Whether in business or friendship, these witty gems remind us that a little humor 😂 goes a long way in building strong connections. Ready to brighten your day and celebrate the quirky side of partnerships? Let’s dive into some playful wisdom that proves teamwork can be seriously fun! 🎉✨

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Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

I’ve been asked to join a swingers club, but I’m a little nervous. What if I’m not good enough? I haven’t been on a swing since I was 9.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

Nudes are outdated. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

When your stomach is really mad at you, and you’re not sure which one of your 13 unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Don’t ask me for advice.

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Just shared via YouTube:

The shrooms told me that we need to get our shit together. That humanity is a bundle of bad habits. I’m headed back in a few weeks, and they need a response from us. What do I tell them?

Seen just now on X:

Piñatas are a fun way to intentionally maim the guests at your party.

Just landed via Telegram:

The most avoidant man you know is somewhere telling someone he’s a lover boy.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I hate everyone in front of me at this checkout line, everyone behind me is cool.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Traveling back in time to proudly inform Benjamin Franklin that my stove has wifi.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Love when job applications ask for my desired salary so I can choose between not being hired and being exploited for my work.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

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