Commentary:
"Today's forecast: 99% chance of solitude, with a high chance of zero interruptions 🙅♂️☀️ Embrace the serenity, folks!"
31 Funny peace quotes
My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet.
Commentary:
"Sounds like the ultimate dream vacation! 🌴✈️ Who needs sandy beaches when you can have peace and quiet all to yourself? Just don't forget to pick the family back up on your way home! 😜👋 #QuietTimeIsGolden"
I’m actually really peace-loving, but then there are other people.
Commentary:
"Trying to spread positivity and good vibes like 😇, but some folks just bring out the inner 😈 in me! 🤷♂️ #PeaceLover #InnerStruggle"
In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.
Commentary:
"Because when it comes to crisis management, women and children are the pros at getting out of dodge while the men finally have some peace and quiet to brainstorm… or so they think! 🚺🧒🧑🏻🦰🧔🏻💭💡"
I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.
Commentary:
"Ah, the envy of cows everywhere! 🐮 Peaceful minds and fabulous bodies – if only we could all mooove so gracefully through life! 🌿🧘♂️ #CowGoals"
Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule.
Commentary:
"Who needs counting sheep when you have no one to talk to? 😴 Counting snores instead! 💤 Sweet dreams of silence and solitude await! ✨"
Going out to eat and shopping by yourself is actually one of the most peaceful and therapeutic things ever.
Commentary:
Solo adventures: when you can spend money and talk to yourself without judgment! 🍽️🛍️🧘♀️
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.
Commentary:
"Life: a rollercoaster ride full of ups and downs. Death: a serene slumber. Transition: the awkward moment when you're neither here nor there 😅🎢💤 #LifeInLimbo"
The fewer the people, the greater the inner peace.
Commentary:
Sounds like the perfect excuse for a solo pizza party! 🍕😌🕺
I love beating a dead horse with the girls. There is nothing better than a Saturday night rehashing, and never letting that horse rest in peace.
Commentary:
When life gives you déjà vu, bring a shovel and a strong opinion! 🐴💀🤣