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Looks like extrovert self booked a one-way ticket to FOMO-land, leaving introvert self stranded in the peaceful sanctuary of JOMO bliss. ππ€―π€·ββοΈ Time to reschedule those plans and find the perfect balance between social butterfly mode and hermit crab mode! π¦π¦ #IntrovertStruggles #ExtrovertDrama #FindingTheSweetSpot
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- The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
- Iβm a people pleaser, unless you donβt like that. Then Iβm not.
- Extrovert self made too many plans and now introvert self is pissed.
- My toxic trait is optimism.
- Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.
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"Ah, the art of being contrary begins with just a single 'no' instead of a mindless 'yes' π. Watch out world, here comes the difficult yet oh-so-refreshing individual! πββοΈ #embracethecontrariness" -
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Looks like those snakes have been practicing their social skills ππ Who knew they were such chatty reptiles? Maybe they just need a friend to slither around with! #SnakeTalks #SocialSerpents -
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"Sure, tattoos might limit my job options, but have you seen my personality? It's a real game-changer! ππββοΈ Who needs a restrictive job when you have charisma oozing out of your pores, am I right?" -
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Looks like the hiring process at your workplace is all about talent and not just about having a great personality π. No room for "personality hires" here! π«π #SkillsOverSmiles -
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Looks like some chaotic duck energy vs. organized duck dictatorship π¦π Let them quack and waddle freely, why impose a strict pecking order on them? Let your ducks be rebels with a cause! π¦βοΈ -
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"I'm like a top-tier podcast host – except my attention span is shorter than a goldfish's π If you can't hold my interest, I'll be mentally redecorating my living room by the time you finish your sentence. π #GoodListener #ButOnlyForTheFascinating" -
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"Well, at least we have clarity! π Who needs shyness when you have such discerning taste in companions, right? π #JustNotFeelingIt" -
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"When it comes to family gatherings, I'm like the elusive cousin who's practically a myth now π€·ββοΈ Maybe my invitation got lost in the mail? Or perhaps I just bring too much excitement to the party that they can't handle? Who knows! ππββοΈ #LifeOfTheMissingRelative" -
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Oh, the classic "fine once you get to know them" warning β the social equivalent of a puzzle box with a missing piece! 𧩠Proceed with caution, for navigating this enigma may require a manual and a compass. π§ Just remember, sometimes fine wine needs time to age, but other times, it turns to vinegar… Cheers to decoding the mysteries of human interaction! π·π
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