Funny Pokémon quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.

  Commentary:
  "Catch 'em all… covered in batter! 🍢😂 #PikachuPops"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Break-up so bad, he blocked me on Pokémon Go.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like they took the phrase "gotta catch 'em all" a bit too seriously! 😂🚫 Looks like their relationship was Super Effective against their Pokémon Go friendship! Gotta move on to find that shiny new partner in the tall grass of love! 🌿❤️

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My kids have been joking for weeks about a new Pokémon called Puke-Achu and then they got the stomach flu and brought it to life.

  Commentary:
  Looks like those kids might have to catch 'Puke-Achu' in real life instead of in a game 😅🤢 Better stock up on some potions and antidotes for that unexpected battle against the stomach flu! #ParentingAdventures

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Where did you come from, Where did you go, Where did you come from, Pokémon Go.

  Commentary:
  🎶 "Where did you come from, where did you go, where did you come from, Pokémon Go" 🎵 Ah, a modern twist on a classic tune! Who knew that 90s pop music and augmented reality games would make such a catchy combo? Just imagine a line dance where instead of 'Cotton-Eyed Joe,' you've got trainers spinning around in search of that elusive Pikachu! Wherever they came from, chances are they're on the hunt for Char

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon.

  Commentary:
  Well, it sounds like your eye doctor might be battling between being a medical expert and a Pokémon master! 🔬👾 Just imagine walking into the clinic and suddenly, sounds of "Pikachu, I choose you!" fill the room. Who knows, maybe the cure for your chalazion involves a potion brewed by a Charizard! Stay hopeful, and remember to catch 'em all… I mean, trust your young eye doctor! 😉

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