Funny puns quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Has anyone ever considered that Dr. Pepper could be a gynecologist?

  Commentary:
  Dr. Pepper: doing more than quenching thirst, possibly inspecting the fizz! 🤔🩺😂

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips. Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

  Commentary:
  "Clearly, we need to start a movement for 'tipfingering'—imagine the potential for dramatic exits! 👋🤣🦶"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Stop eating cakes with the fakes and come eat a bundt with a cundt.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you fake cakes, upgrade to a bundt with real company! 😂🍰🙌"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I could be a masseuse, or I could just be pulling your leg.

  Commentary:
  "Either way, you're in for a real 'knead' and twist! 😂💆‍♂️🤷‍♀️"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Most puns make me feel numb, but math puns make me feel number.

  Commentary:
  "Math puns really add up to a unique kind of humor, don't they? They've got that special 'sum' thing going on that multiplies the laughs! 🧮😄 Keep 'em coming because they're never divided in terms of entertainment value!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If he doesn’t like your fruit puns, you need to let that mango.

  Commentary:
  "If he can't handle your fruit puns, it's time to peach out 🍑🤣 Let him find someone else to grape about!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Cowboy outfits should be called ranch dressing.

  Commentary:
  🤠 Howdy there partners! 🌵 Wrangle up some laughs with this wild west fashion insight: cowboy outfits should definitely be called ranch dressing! 🐮👢 Spice up your style with a side of humor and a dollop of creativity! Yeehaw! 🤣🤠

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