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I used to party all night. Now I check the weather forecast for the next day to see if it’s a good laundry day.

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I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to mess me up.

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Great minds think alike. Unfortunately, so do stupid ones.

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But have you tried getting slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers about it?

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Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.

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Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms.

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Being old is basically trying to figure out what part of the body the noise is coming from, and why.

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Sometimes, I feel like my brain is still running on Windows 95.

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The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.

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Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

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The word Ohio looks like a tractor.

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I love my cat so much, but how the hell are you that small and take up an entire queen-size mattress?

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Good news, I just decided I don’t care about anything anymore.

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My transformation into a bitter, angry old woman is almost complete.

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Funny pursuit quotes

Funny pursuit quotes bring a burst of laughter to the chase for dreams and goals 🎯😂 Whether you’re chasing success, happiness, or just your next snack, these witty lines remind us that the journey can be just as hilarious as the destination 🏃‍♂️💨 Ready to lighten your mood and find joy in the hustle? Let’s dive into some side-splitting wisdom that proves chasing what you want doesn’t have to be serious business! 🎉✨

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Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

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Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever checked your bank account and had way more money than you expected.

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If you look close enough, everyone is insane.

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Before Facebook, we would hold people hostage inside our homes by showing them photo albums of our vacation.

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You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”

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What genius called it road rage and not locomotive?

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The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

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Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

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Handing over my ID at the post office. The clerk said, “You’ve aged quite a bit since this photo was taken.” I said, “Yes, I had it taken just before I joined this queue.”

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Sucking melted cheese off the burger wrapper as God intended.

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Dude so boring, it’s like his personality swiped left on him.

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Oxygen was discovered in 1773. How did our ancestors breathe before then?

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I’m going to hell if anybody needs anything.

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I wish men had sluttier outfit options. Because why am I in a mini skirt, and you’re in a quarter zip?

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Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself.

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