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When I was a kid, I had to walk to Netflix.

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I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

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Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.

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The Jaws theme stays on during sex.

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Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.

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Men have feelings too! Hunger, for example. Or thirst.

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Patience: something you have when there are too many witnesses around.

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Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

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Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.

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Peak delusion is believing that a paragraph will make someone treat you better.

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As an outsider, what’s your view on intelligence?

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Boy, are you a piñata? Because I have an overwhelming urge to beat you with a stick.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Genies are a myth perpetuated by creepy lamps who just want to get rubbed more.

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After having received my free sample of winter, I would like to cancel my subscription please.

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If a girl sends you selfies and you don’t compliment her, she should be allowed to electrocute you.

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I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

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She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

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Smile like a monkey with a new banana.

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You know you’re getting old when you’re entering your birth year online and you need to spin that thing like you’re on wheel of fortune.

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How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life.

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Funny pursuit quotes bring a burst of laughter to the chase for dreams and goals 🎯😂 Whether you’re chasing success, happiness, or just your next snack, these witty lines remind us that the journey can be just as hilarious as the destination 🏃‍♂️💨 Ready to lighten your mood and find joy in the hustle? Let’s dive into some side-splitting wisdom that proves chasing what you want doesn’t have to be serious business! 🎉✨

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Sorry, can’t. The pears I bought a couple days ago have ripened.

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Whales go days, sometimes weeks at a time without giving anyone their opinion.

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When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

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I’m no Hobbit, but I do often walk blindly into some rather dodgy situations.

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Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet.

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Wolves should really raise more people.

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When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something.

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Microdosing hell by checking the web every day.

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I drink my coffee black because I like to save my calories for alcohol.

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Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?

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The 10 minutes I spend on my mobile before I go to sleep are the best 3 hours of my day.

Just landed via Pinterest:

God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Hike in groups. Bears like to have options.

Going viral on Instagram:

Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time.

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Opening the web before 9am is crazy. Like, did you even try to have a good day?

Trending via Twitch:

I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.

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On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

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My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.

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Who is this Rorschach guy and where did he get all the pictures of my parents fighting?

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