Funny rail quotes

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  4 months ago

  View →: Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

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