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I like how my fridge also hums when it’s trying to concentrate.

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All day I think about sleep but when it’s time to go to bed I don’t wanna.

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Today I was in a taxi, and the taxi driver said, “I love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do!” Then I said, “Turn left.”

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I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”

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Who would have thought that eating a can of beans would backfire like this?

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12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.

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When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask for water.

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Imagine how loud a centipede would be if they wore tiny little flip flops.

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Wolves are just dogs that nobody has called a “good boy” yet.

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Toothpaste sure knows how to ruin whatever you’re drinking.

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Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.

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I want to save money, but all I’m saving are memes.

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I love jogging in this heat, cause the sweat hides my tears.

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If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, you’re drunk. Ducks don’t talk.

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I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

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We need to stop making more Christmas music. We have enough.

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Might quit my job to focus on summer.

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If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.

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December, give me a sweet ending for this year please.

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I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how quiet your bathroom exhaust fan was.

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I had no idea being an adult would involve so many lotions.

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Whoever came up with the name “dentures” really missed the opportunity to call them “substitooths”.

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People who read and do research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

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They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.

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I’ve found that the easiest way to do burpees is to just not do burpees. No pain, no pain.

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Asbestos? I’m doing asbestos I can.

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I love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing.

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Instagram is just Twitter for people who go outside.

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Can I come over and crawl around on you like a bug?

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Promising I won’t tell anyone your secret doesn’t include my husband. He’s basically my diary.

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It’s like 10,000 yawns when all you need is a nap.

Just landed via X:

Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.

Trending via WeChat:

I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I’m only awake because my coffee needs me.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

90% of the ocean is unexplored, which means there could be a McDonald’s down there.

Seen just now on Threads:

I’ve been blocked, unfollowed, and unfriended, but I’ve never been told I’m bad in bed.

Making waves on Messenger:

The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.

Making waves on YouTube:

Patience: something you have when there are too many witnesses around.

Spotted on Slack:

I’m sick of the Microsoft Authenticator. Like, who would be logging in to do my work?

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“It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.

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