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Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Commentary:
"Ah, the life of a rural commuter 🚂🐎! While urban dwellers grumble about delays on the subway, we countryside folk are here twiddling our thumbs waiting for the trusty rail replacement horse to trot on by. 🤠 #CountryLiving"

Think about how many more lovers you'd have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That's what they are taking away from you.

Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Commentary:
"Imagine the romance, the passion, the missed opportunities zipping by like trains in the night! 🚄💔 Don't worry, love may not be on track yet, but at least you'll always have the speeding ticket of your heart! ❤️😂"