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I think the Monday after Sunday should always be a day off.

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Why is the debate at night time? Let’s get this thing started at 4pm. I don’t need to get riled up so close to bedtime.

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And is the financial stability in the room with us right now?

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Oh, sorry, I can’t right now. I’m imagining some things and worrying about them.

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Killing with kindness is a murder by compliments.

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Yeah, I’ll get up soon, I just need to look at the internet first. Yes, the whole thing.

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Live, laugh, lie to the doctor about how many drinks you have per week.

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I have a brain that wants to be alone, and a heart that wants to be loved.

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ADHD is when you buy a blender and then make smoothies every day for 2 weeks, and then never make one or even acknowledge your blender ever again.

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Gonna toot my own horn here because I made it through another day without turning any of my feelings into felonies.

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Obituaries should have clickbait titles.

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You can always tell it’s Monday because nobody’s smiling.

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You know IT have given up when the error message reads, ‘Something went wrong’.

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What’s the opposite of FOMO? The feeling of knowing you made the right decision not going somewhere once you see or hear dispatches from it.

Making waves on Facebook:

Don’t even bother contacting me on the Ouija Board after I die. I barely answer my texts now.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Maybe your baby is crying because it doesn’t like you.

Live now on Telegram:

The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.

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Changing your mind is an underrated activity.

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I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

Just landed via Discord:

Friday the 13th used to mean something. Now every day is awful.

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Funny rainy quotes 🌧️😂 bring a splash of humor to those gloomy, drizzly days! Whether you’re stuck indoors or caught in a sudden downpour, these witty lines will brighten your mood and make you smile through the storm ☔😄. Perfect for sharing with friends or adding a little sunshine to your feed, get ready to laugh and embrace the rain like never before! 🌈💧

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"Looking for a rainy day activity that will have your kids buzzing with excitement? 🌧️💃🛍️ How about leaving them at home with their dad and enjoying a peaceful shopping spree all by yourself! It's a win-win situation – happy kids, happy spouse, and a happy you! 😂👨‍👧‍👦💸 #RainyDayFun #RetailTherapy"

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4 weeks ago

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"Who needs a Monday blues when you can have the Wednesday wet whiskers vibe? 🌧️😼 Just lounging by the window, contemplating life's mysteries and pondering where you left your last sunbeam. Work schmirk, rain purrrfection! 😆"

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1 month ago

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Finding someone like that is almost as rare as spotting Bigfoot holding an umbrella ☔️👣🌧️

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Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.

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Free marriage tip: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn.

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Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

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Channeling my inner forest ghost: hauntingly fabulous and slightly lost.

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If you send a man to war today, he’s gonna go there and take dark exposure aesthetic pics.

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Most of being a woman is just removing exclamation points from emails before you send them.

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I wish I could get a bouquet of mozzarella sticks.

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Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.

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One person’s logic is another one’s “what the heck?”

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Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.

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Making waves on Pinterest:

Cats love to wake you up and go back to sleep. It’s part of their culture.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either!

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Smile like a monkey with a new banana.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, “You’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me.

Trending via WeChat:

What part of “I don’t want to spend any more money” don’t I understand?

Live now on Pinterest:

My psych professor asked if we’d heard of Pavlov. I said, “It rings a bell.” No one laughed; I’m too witty for this class.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I’m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

One of the top features of squirrels, for me, has got to be that squirreliness.

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