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Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga.

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Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think you’re super busy doing important stuff even when you’re not.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

I like to be alone a lot; it’s nothing personal.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

I’m thinking stuff like “yeah” and also stuff like “yup.”

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

Don’t argue with her. Just say “you remind me of my ex” then walk away.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

I may have bags under my eyes, but they’re Versace.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it.

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501 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,094

Funny Quotes Topics

17,246

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Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

I belong to the generation that repaired the TV with a single blow to the casing.

Breaking via Twitch:

I need new friends. The old ones know too much.

Trending via Threads:

I wanna date one of those guys who really loves their girlfriend.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

I am crumbling under the tyranny of constantly needing to ‘Create an Account’.

Spotted on YouTube:

The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.

Just shared via Pinterest:

If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

Shared recently on TikTok:

I’m so broke, I owe myself money.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I suspect that you don’t lose weight during sport because of the exercise, but because you can’t eat anything during this time.

Shared recently on Messenger:

The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I’m a people pleaser, unless you don’t like that. Then I’m not.

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Funny rainy quotes

Funny rainy quotes 🌧️😂 bring a splash of humor to those gloomy, drizzly days! Whether you’re stuck indoors or caught in a sudden downpour, these witty lines will brighten your mood and make you smile through the storm ☔😄. Perfect for sharing with friends or adding a little sunshine to your feed, get ready to laugh and embrace the rain like never before! 🌈💧

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I am absolutely unstoppable, unless it’s a bit rainy.

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Here’s a fun activity you can do with your kids on rainy days when they have too much energy: Go shopping and leave them at home with their dad.

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2 months ago

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I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.

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She was rare. Like a parking spot in the front row on a rainy day.

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2 months ago

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81 shares on Discord this month:

Twitter when Franz Ferdinand got shot would have been the best day ever.

31 shares on Snapchat this month:

Walking around the art museum and verbally saying, “Banger,” after inspecting a painting.

70 shares on TikTok this month:

Dating profiles should make you share a sound bite of you sneezing.

92 shares on Telegram this month:

I accidentally relaxed too much, and now I don’t have enough anxiety to get stuff done.

37 shares on Twitch this month:

For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

89 shares on YouTube this month:

I want him in ways that are deeply deeply upsetting to modern feminism.

89 shares on Snapchat this month:

I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise, and then I assume that they are lying to make fun of me.

88 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.

39 shares on X this month:

Wait, making the right choices is an option?!

44 shares on Twitch this month:

My hobbies include saying, “I’m so tired,” and then staying up for three more hours doing nothing.

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Hot Jokes 💥

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Someone told me I wasn’t thinking clearly, as if that’s even an option.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Welcome to your 50s, there’s a wrong way to stretch now.

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Twitter hits different, cause it’s like the only social media app you can use effectively while playing music.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Filling animals with helium is kinda weird, but whatever floats your goat.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

“AI is coming for your jobs”. I’d like to see AI show up drunk on Fridays and sexually harass my coworkers.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s important to set an alarm the first day of school, so you remember to pick up the kids.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

If I’m reading my Twitter feed correctly, Jennifer Aniston killed JFK.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

My five-year plan is to get back my whimsy, joy, childlike wonder.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

No more bare minimum, I want the moon and the stars. Maybe even a planet at this point.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

501 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,094

Funny Quotes Topics

17,246

Funny Quotes Images

15,094

Updated

Dec 22, 2025

Users Online

4,025

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

Who wants to do all my adult stuff for me today?

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

It’s wild that “Jason” is a name from ancient Greece, because it sounds like it was invented in Florida in 1983.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

I don’t mind being the villain in your story because you’re a clown in mine.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

This is the fastest December in the history of all December.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like a cat. 14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

Haunted house idea: a poorly lit Walmart littered with people you haven’t seen since high school.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Facebook:

I withdraw my argument. I didn’t realize you had a meme to back you up.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Therapy isn’t enough, she needs to know people congratulated me when we broke up.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

Making waves on Instagram:

He just walked right into my heart and switched on the lights.

Just landed via Telegram:

Me to alien: I, too, try to live among people undetected.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!”

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I’m trying to quit making sexual innuendos but it’s so hard.

Breaking via X:

Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Sarah Connor would be awfully disappointed in us all, letting this Grok into our lives.

Seen just now on WeChat:

That masculine urge to completely avoid relationships until you get your life together.

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