Funny rise quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  View →: I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.
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  5 months ago

  View →: A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”

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