Funny rise quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you mornings, grab a coffee! ☕️✨ #StillSleepingInside"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”

  Commentary:
  "Brilliant idea! Nothing like a bit of friendly blackmail to spice up a salary negotiation! 💸😂 Just remember to wink and chuckle for extra impact! 😉 #NegotiationSkills"

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