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I would like to see the USA go metric before I die, just so I can enjoy the outrage that would follow.

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I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

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How dare you? I’m literally the sweetest most rage filled person on earth.

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I miss when we didn’t know what celebrities thought about anything.

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Because it is Friday, I will allow one beautiful woman to invite me for drinks.

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We can do things two ways. My way or the right way.

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You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

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Who decided that “microwaves that beep forever” was a feature we needed.

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I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

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Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

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Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

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It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

Reported on Telegram:

My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist.

Spotted on Reddit:

I had a dream about you. You were stupid there, too.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Restaurants: put your phone down, live in the moment. Also, scan our QR code and browse our menu.

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I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

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I hope my email finds you enraged.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

God: “You’re all really bad at this.”

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The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

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Until I open the wrapper and look inside it’s Schrödinger’s Kit Kat.

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I’m not a 10. I’m more like two 5s held together by cheese and chocolate.

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Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.

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I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago.

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If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

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Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.

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Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

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Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.

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Just landed via YouTube:

Lately life has been all panic no disco.

Spotted on Discord:

Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm.

Live now on WhatsApp:

That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

Making waves on Instagram:

Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

Spotted on Instagram:

Call your family now and ask them what the wifi password is, so they have time to find the little paper it’s written on before Thanksgiving.

Just shared via Instagram:

Everyone’s all up in arms about how undemocratic the electoral college is and yet we let our weather be decided by a single unelected groundhog.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.

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Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

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Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.

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