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Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

Never underestimate the healing power of a grilled cheese sandwich.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

Sorry, can’t make it, just remembered I don’t want to.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

Having hoes in different area codes sounds really exhausting.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

If I’m gonna jingle your bells, I’m definitely gonna jingle them all the way.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

It’s messed up that there are a million songs about love, but zero about hopping on a quick call with key stakeholders.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

Pretty messed up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

Whether you rip off a bandaid quickly or slowly, I find it’s best to ask the wearer’s permission first.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,246

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Twitch:

I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldn’t want hoodlums stealing the stuff I’ve been meaning to get rid of for years.

Live now on Facebook:

I don’t fight my demons anymore. We collaborate.

Making waves on Twitch:

I’ve finally found out what chronology is. And it’s about time.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?

Just shared via Discord:

You ever notice how fans of the worst music always focus on the meanings of the songs instead of the actual music?

Just landed via Discord:

The way turkeys feel about November is probably how treadmills feel about January.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Pomegranates are worth the mess.

Seen just now on X:

More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

There’s literally no law that says you can’t put your friends down as your references and pretend they were your boss at an old job. Literally, there’s no law that says that.

Shared recently on TikTok:

It feels like a million o’clock right now.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

57 shares on WeChat this month:

Nothing is complicated when you’re simple-minded like me.

98 shares on Threads this month:

Rap fell off when literacy stopped being a requirement.

13 shares on Threads this month:

America’s national anthem should be changed to Welcome to the Jungle.

54 shares on Twitch this month:

If a door closes, I’m just going to open it again.

50 shares on Snapchat this month:

I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

25 shares on Telegram this month:

Laundry has to be the most sinister chore. Always waiting, always lurking.

29 shares on YouTube this month:

I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said “Eat Pasta Run Fasta,” and I can’t get it out of my head.

60 shares on Pinterest this month:

Shaved my entire body for this post, just in case.

97 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

57 shares on Discord this month:

My morning coffee makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t, but it makes me feel like I do.

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Hot Jokes 💥

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Soft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I still haven’t heard one good argument why I should stop believing in Santa.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

“I didn’t vote for this.” — people who absolutely voted for this but thought this would only hurt people they hate.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,234

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

No need for a Halloween costume this year because there’s nothing scarier than being in your mid-20s and not knowing who you are or what you want to do anymore.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

I’m not drunk enough for this Teams meeting.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

I will marry a man who treats me delicately as if I’m a gift straight from heaven.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

You cannot trust me at a zoo because I’ll release the animals.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

Bartender asked me to give his place a one-star Google review to keep the vibe lowkey. Insane method.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me, I’m gonna say “I’m a puncher” and see how it goes.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Facebook:

I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

Trending via Messenger:

A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat.

Just shared via WeChat:

I wish flies spoke English, so I could say, ‘Hey, if you don’t leave right now, I am going to kill you so hard.’

Seen just now on TikTok:

Taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas.

Just landed via Telegram:

I thought you are the sunshine of my life, but you are just a meteor trying to destroy my world.

Making waves on Telegram:

One man’s worst nightmare (me) is another man’s peace (also me).

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Your annoying online persona has captured my heart.

Live now on YouTube:

My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home.

Trending via Reddit:

Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I need a vacation, but the kind where everyone else leaves, and I have my house to myself for a few days.

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