116 Funny self-deprecating quotes

• You can’t hurt me. You’re not how I look first thing in the morning.

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  2 months ago

  appearance, humor, hurt, i, me, morning, self-deprecating, thing

• I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

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  2 months ago

  absurdity, analogy, bed, comparison, dog, funny analogy, gas, gas station, hot, hot dog, human, humor, i, self-deprecating, station, stop, tanning, tanning bed, thinking, version

• I remember when I was broke… I’m still broke, that’s why I remember so well.

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  3 months ago

  broke, financial, financial struggle, humor, i, joke, memory, money, remember, self-deprecating, self-deprecating humor, still, struggle, well, why

• Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

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  3 months ago

  brag, distraction, doing, forget, humor, i, irony, memory, self-deprecating

• There is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face.

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  3 months ago

  dating, face, humor, reason, relationship, self-deprecating, single

• I appreciate the interest, but I’m officially removing myself from the running to be the next James Bond. Thank you for your understanding.

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  3 months ago

  appreciate, bond, character, humor, i, interest, james, James Bond, joke, movie, movie character, myself, next, rejection, running, self-deprecating, spy, thank, understanding

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