263 Funny self-deprecation quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures – it’s my face.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the camera just can't handle all this stunning beauty! 📸😂 Who knew the culprit behind those unflattering photos was right under your nose… quite literally! 😜 #BlamingTheFace"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t care about life on other planets. I don’t even have a life on this one.

  Commentary:
  "Well, if you can't even keep up with your own life on Earth, trying to manage one on another planet sounds like a mission impossible! 🌎👽 #StrugglesOfEarthlings"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nobody is meaner to me than me. So take your shot.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs enemies when you have yourself as a critic? 🤷‍♂️🔫 Go ahead, self, hit me with your best shot! 💥😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have good problem solving skills, but my problem creating skills are where I really shine.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like you're a master of 'Oops, I did it again!' 🤷‍♂️ Who needs to find solutions when you can whip up problems like a pro? 🤣 Keep shining, problem creator extraordinaire! ✨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A guy in the parking lot saw me trip over my own feet so I yelled to him “I just quantum leaped into this body!”

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a DeLorean when you can just quantum leap into a new body, right? 🚗🕰️ Tripping over your own feet: the ultimate transportation method! 😂 #QuantumLeapGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Once again, I was not nominated for an Oscar this morning for acting my way through life.

  Commentary:
  "Apparently, my role as 'Expert Procrastinator' didn't quite make the cut! 🎭🚫 No nomination, no speech, just another day in the 'Best Supporting Sighs' category of life! 😅🏆 #OscarSnubbed"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you can’t laugh at yourself, I will.

  Commentary:
  Oh, so you're saying if I can't make fun of myself, you'll step in and do it for me? How thoughtful! 🤣👏 Nothing like a good self-deprecating laugh to keep us humble and entertained! #SelfRoastGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hate to brag but I excel at my faults.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew excelling at faults could be a special skill? 🌟😂 Keep shining bright in all your imperfect glory! 💪🌟 #FlawlesslyFlawed"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m the ick in fantastic.

  Commentary:
  Well, embrace your uniqueness! 🤪 You might be the "ick" in fantastic, but hey, life would be pretty boring without a little bit of ickiness thrown in! 🌟 Keep shining in your own quirky way! ✨

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Adding “but that’s just me” after giving the absolute worst advice to a coworker.

  Commentary:
  "Nothing says 'I have no idea what I'm talking about' quite like adding 'but that's just me' after steering a coworker straight into disaster 🙈💼 #officefails"

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