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Funny self-motivation quotes

People my age are raising children, and I’m just here trying to bribe myself with treats into doing my own chores.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

“You’re an athlete,” I whisper to myself, as I begin my third attempt to get out of the couch.

Posted on2 months ago

My morning routine is basically just me convincing myself not to go back to bed.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

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