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I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.

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Don’t feel bad if you don’t succeed on your first try. It took Michael Angelo sixteen chapels.

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Exorcist came by. Says house isn’t possessed, just incredibly poorly built.

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I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

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Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible.

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Remember: when a band skips your city on tour, it is always personal and they always hate you specifically.

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When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”

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When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

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He was clicking his pen 137 times a minute, Your Honor.

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My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

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Men need women, women need men. The end.

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Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!”

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Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.

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My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

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Perhaps the best thing about getting older is that I no longer want to know everything.

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I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999.

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I’m gonna be the first zoomer to start dropping the ‘two thousand’ when referring to the past. “Yeah, that was back in ‘17.”

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If you think someone has put a spell on you, send me $500 and I’ll get rid of it.

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Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

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First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

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Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

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If you see me out in public but we haven’t talked since high school, let’s keep it that way.

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For someone who is afraid of failure, I’m very unmotivated.

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I’m already far too stressed as it is. And then you also have to have time to just sit there and do nothing.

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Marry someone the same size as you to avoid decades of annoyance adjusting the seats and mirrors in the car.

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If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.

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I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

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Daylight savings is not enough. You need to be daylight investing.

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I can’t date until the curse is lifted.

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I’m not lazy, I’m an inactivist.

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I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

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I already want to take a nap tomorrow.

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Got electrocuted while fixing the doorbell, and now I can hear my girlfriend’s thoughts. She’s thinking she should have called an electrician.

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Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.

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When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

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Daffodil totally sounds like an insult, you blooming daffodil.

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You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?

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It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner.

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Marry someone the same size as you to avoid decades of annoyance adjusting the seats and mirrors in the car.

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Aliens are coming to Earth, people are going to the Moon, and I am still pushing on a door that says pull.

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