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If it ain’t broke, my kids haven’t used it yet.

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Most people don’t listen at all, they just wait until they can continue talking.

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If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

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Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.

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The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title.

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All I know for sure is that I could be wrong.

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I love when people start getting filler, and instead of looking younger, it’s just like okay, your face is getting really, really big in all directions.

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No, baby, I’m not dumping you. I’m just rebranding myself as your ex.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Sure sex is cool, but have you ever farted away a stomachache?

Seen just now on Facebook:

Welcome to your 40s. You’re home from the party before you used to go out for the party in your 20s.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

At the grocery store, progressively booing louder as the clerk scans each item.

Just landed via Messenger:

Thinking after a concert that the artist liked your city/show the most is like thinking the bartender flirted with you.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

My brain has too many tabs open.

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First rule of cleaning while listening to music: the toilet brush is never the microphone. Never!

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Funny shyness quotes

Funny shyness quotes 🌟 bring a lighthearted twist to those moments when words just won’t come out 😅. Whether you’re the quiet type or just a little awkward in crowds, these clever gems 💬 will have you laughing at the lovable struggle of being shy. Ready to embrace your inner introvert with a smile? Let’s dive into some humor that turns shyness into pure fun! 🎉🐢

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Me going to work because I’m too honest to scam people, too shy to be an influencer, too good for a sugar daddy, and too dumb for crypto.

1 month ago
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Being shy is so annoying. Why is my chest hurting me, because I need to speak in public?

1 month ago
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I prefer people who actually know what’s going on.

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Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

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Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.

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If I got a Dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

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This Thanksgiving, don’t ask me questions about my life, just pass the mashed potatoes.

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I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

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As a parent of a teenage daughter, I would like to formally apologize to my parents for my tube-top and low-rise jeans era.

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Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries.

Making waves on Pinterest:

We need a better word for horny that sounds elegant and gorgeous.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I swear the air gets heavier around 6 p.m. on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

Just landed via X:

I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.

Just landed via Discord:

Mercury retrograde: because adulting is hard, and sometimes you just need a celestial excuse.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Forget pheromones, barbecue smells are always attractive.

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The hottest thing a man can do is exactly what he said he was going to.

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