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Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that’s not fully sealed at the bottom?

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Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

Get in loser, we’re going overthinking.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

The question is, what will kill humanity this century? Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

I need a job with a salary that’ll shock me every month.

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Threads:

Sorry I’m unavailable… the horrors of reality insist upon themselves.

Making waves on TikTok:

I don’t know what millennial needs to hear this, but throw away the box your phone came in. You don’t need it. You will never need it.

Making waves on YouTube:

Breakfast is the most important beer of the day.

Going bananas on Facebook:

It’s so hot the chipmunks are using my bird bath as a hot tub and requesting mimosas and the brunch menu.

Trending via Snapchat:

Having children is a pyramid scheme.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Line dancing was created by women waiting to use the restroom.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Some people are so fake, their lock screens don’t recognize them.

Making waves on TikTok:

Can I come over and overstay my welcome?

Shared recently on Pinterest:

How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life.

Live now on YouTube:

No, I’m not stressed. I just constantly grind my teeth and clench my jaw for fun.

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44 shares on Snapchat this month:

The urge to buy people gifts they’ve mentioned they liked once.

65 shares on Discord this month:

I march to the beat of my own dumb.

73 shares on Messenger this month:

I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

97 shares on Facebook this month:

Whoever named frogs got it 100% right. Those things are frogs.

89 shares on Telegram this month:

In English we say: “You changed.” But in poetry we say: “You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were.”

82 shares on Threads this month:

Happy to report that “what time is it/time for you to get a watch” is still being used by the youths.

64 shares on X this month:

I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth.

54 shares on Threads this month:

What did people do before alarm clocks? Just go to bed like, “Hope I wake up in time for work tomorrow.”

85 shares on Messenger this month:

I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.

94 shares on Discord this month:

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a car.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

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Whoever came up with the spelling for “receipt” was an idiopt.

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If you’re late for work, don’t forget to look mad when you walk in.

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Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

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I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers?

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My problem areas are my upper arms and earth.

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If someone asks you why you’re single, just answer with: “Got lucky.”

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I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.

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Driving to work, and I just reached down to touch my leg to make sure I have pants on.

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Your opinions are not my business.

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Funny Quotes Total

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15,269

Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

Can’t wait for my husband to see what he bought everyone for Christmas.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

The first person to realize you can eat bone marrow must have really hated that cow.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

She is so narcissistic that her narcissism has narcissism.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI take a 30-minute poop right after clocking in.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via LinkedIn:

You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

Just shared via X:

Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO.

Spotted on Instagram:

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Making waves on Messenger:

I’m already ready to clock out from work tomorrow.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

No plans and no pants kind of day.

Making waves on Instagram:

The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

Just landed via TikTok:

I laugh at my own jokes because I am my target audience. Y’all just happen to be there.

Trending via Reddit:

There should be a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”.

Trending via Facebook:

Expecting your first baby’s exciting, but have you ever ordered a new coffee machine?

Shared recently on Pinterest:

What archaeologists are really looking for is a hand digging back.

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