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Trying to keep my plants alive is challenging enough! 🌿😂 #ChildlessGoals
249 Funny situation quotes
What do you even say when someone knocks on your bathroom stall … like, what’s the protocol?
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Knock knock, bathroom edition: who's there? Occupied! 🚪🙈🛁
Just once, I’d love to underthink a situation.
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Finally, a workout plan for my brain 😂🤷♂️ #UnderthinkerInTraining
Wait… if you’re circling back and I’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation?
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Looks like our situation needs a traffic cop! 🚦😂🕵️♂️
I try to find the good in every situation. Wait, no – that was a typo. Food. I try to find the food in every situation.
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Always on the lookout for life's unexpected appetizers! 🍕👀🍔
I came. I saw. I made it awkward.
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Spreading awkwardness like confetti at a party! 🎉🤦♂️🕺
Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, you can actually hear them say, ‘What the hell are you doing?’
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Listening to legs: the ultimate way to make new friends… or get weird looks! 👂🦵😂
Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.
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When adulthood slaps you with a rent check, and suddenly that "haunted" complex looks like a castle 🏚️👉🏰 #MillennialStruggles 😅💸
Flirting back when you’re bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.
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When you flirt out of boredom, you might end up with more drama than a soap opera 📺🤦♀️💌
My husband is trying to convince me that we’re in a situationship. “The situation is that we live in the same house and love each other.”
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Looks like you've graduated from "it's complicated" to "home edition!" 🏡😂❤️