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Sounds like Linda made a great lunch companion, but she was a little hard to digest! 🥪😂🙈
249 Funny situation quotes
This morning, like every morning, he practiced his quick draw of his finger guns in the bathroom mirror, because you just never know.
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"Just in case of a high-noon showdown with the reflection sheriff! 🤠🔫😆"
Getting so tangled in the sex shop bead curtain that they have to put me down like a horse with a broken leg.
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Trying new things in 2023: Limbo champion at the bead curtain farm 🐴🚫🏆
I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.
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Mood switch faster than a lightbulb! 😄💡 #JokeLife
Applying lip balm when you know someone’s watching you is a power move.
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Who knew moisturizing could feel like wielding a tiny stick of confidence? 💄😎✨
Frankly, I have too many situations and not enough monitors.
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When juggling life's craziness, I need more screens than an action movie hacker! 📺🤯💻
Sports bars exist. There should be bars for monitoring the situation.
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Monitoring bars would have the whole neighborhood on "sip and stakeout" duty! 🍻🕵️♂️
Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.
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Sounds like a "bore-ting" combination! 😂😅 Who knew boredom could be so risky? 🙈
So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?
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Taking multitasking to a whole new level! 🍰🚽🥄 How's your cookie dough coming along?
My boyfriend invited the neighbors over for dinner, “sometime,” so now we have to move.
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Looks like it's time to start packing those boxes! Hope your new neighbors aren't as hungry! 😅📦🍽️