27 Funny success quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.

  Commentary:
  "No need to worry about failing – just keep trying until your failure is scientifically verified! 📊🤓 Failing repeatedly is just part of the process, right? 😂 #StatisticallySignificantFailures"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

  Commentary:
  "When at first you don't succeed, just remember that embarrassing moments are just part of the process 🤦‍♂️ Embrace your inner clumsiness and keep trying until you become gloriously good at it! 💪😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When this multivitamin kicks in I’m going to do so much success.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out world! 💥 With this multivitamin fueling my success, I'm about to conquer the day like a superhero on a mission! 💪💊 Bring it on, challenges – I've got my vitamin-powered cape on! 🚀😄 #FeelingSuperCharged"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Started from the bottom, now we a little bit above the bottom.

  Commentary:
  "Slow and steady wins the race…unless you're just aiming to be a little above the bottom! 😄🐢 Keep on climbing that ladder of success, one small step at a time! 🌟 #ProgressIsProgress"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Not to brag but I gave someone directions and he made it.

  Commentary:
  "Apparently my navigational skills are so superior, I practically guarantee arrival at the desired destination 🗺️🏆💪 #GPSinHumanForm"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

  Commentary:
  Oh, that's a real eye-opener! 🪂🤣 Looks like some people are just meant to keep their feet on the ground. Maybe they can try skygazing instead! ☁️✨ #BetterSafeThanSorry

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you make it through life without being portrayed in a murder documentary, take the win.

  Commentary:
  "Surviving without starring in a murder documentary? That's an achievement to celebrate! 🕵️‍♂️🔪💼 Just another reminder that your life is drama-free… well, at least of the crime scene kind! 😅👏"

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