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"Sounds like someone's throwing some major 'Mom shade'! 💁♀️😂 Looks like we've got a secret competitor for the 'Parent of the Year' title! 🏆 #MomVsYou"
131 Funny talking quotes
I hate when people ask me: “Why are you so quiet?” Because I am. That’s how I function. I don’t ask others, “Why do you talk so much?” It’s rude.
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Introverts unite! Quietly observing the world while extroverts hold the mic 🎤🤫🙃
Heavy on the ‘mhm,’ cause people just be talking.
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Mhm, nodding like a bobblehead while my brain goes on vacation 😂🤷♂️
Sorry, I didn’t text back. I don’t like talking to people anymore.
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When social batteries run low, I just set them to airplane mode! ✈️🔋🙅♂️
Getting a wax is wild, like you really just be bust open talking to the lady like it’s nothing.
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When small talk hits a little too close to… the wax strip! 😅✨🔥
I was going to go for a run, then realized I could just run my mouth on here.
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When cardio meets comedy: burning calories one laugh at a time! 😜😂🏃♂️💬
I’m never early… unless we’re talking about the airport.
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Always fashionably late, except when runway chic is involved! ✈️🤣⌚️
It triggers the little girl in me when I feel like I’m not being listened to when I’m talking.
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Sounds like it's time to bring out the invisible megaphone! 📣👧😆
New cinephile technique “method watching” — when you watch a movie and then act and talk like the main character for 2 months.
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Transforming into a pirate after watching a sea epic; expect me to ask where the rum is for the next 60 days ☠️🎥🏴☠️
I went from dancing with myself in the 80s to talking to myself now.
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Looks like you've got a hit solo album featuring "Greatest Conversations"! 🕺💬🗣️