Funny terrified quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

  Commentary:
  "Who said conquering fears had to be a smooth ride? 🙈 Taking the stairs may be a little extra, but hey, at least it keeps you on your toes! 👟😄 #EscalatorPhobia"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wonder if babies know that we are more terrified of them than they are of us.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe babies secretly have a 'terrifying human' leaderboard in their cribs, with us at the top spot 🥇! Watch out, parents, the tiny tyrants are onto us!! 👶😱"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

  Commentary:
  "Priorities definitely shift when you're on a winning streak in Wordle! 😂💀 Better solve those clues quickly before Death comes knocking and ruins it all! 🤞🏆 #WordlePriority #DeathVsWordle"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs comedy when you have the suspense of shopping for toothpaste? 😱 Don't let those sneaky minty flavors trick you – choose wisely or face the consequences! 😬 #ToothpasteTerror"

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