Funny terrified quotes

I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

Funny Quotes Feb 5, 2025

I wonder if babies know that we are more terrified of them than they are of us.

I wonder if babies know that we are more terrified of them than they are of us.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I never used to worry about death but now I'm terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste.

I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025