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Dream big or go home, right? 💸🚀🤣
169 Funny thinking quotes
Thoughts & prayers to all of us back at work tomorrow after the colossal mistake of thinking we’d be lads of leisure forever, for some reason.
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Back to the grind! Who knew being a "lads of leisure" came with an expiration date? 🤔🔨📅
It’s finally actually Saturday after just thinking it was Saturday every day for the last five days.
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When your calendar finally agrees with your wild imagination 😉📅🎉
What is it called when you were overthinking, and it turns out you were right?
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When your brain's paranoia is actually just psychic ability 😂🔮🧠
My toxic trait is thinking every inconvenience is the universe personally attacking me.
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Guess I'm not paranoid, the universe *is* out to get me! 🌌🔍😅
That’s just brainslop. You only came up with that by thinking.
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Mind soup alert! Somebody's been overcooking their thoughts again! 🧐🤯🍲
Thinking you’re too smart to be manipulated is exactly how you get manipulated.
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Brains: 100, Manipulation: 101 🤓🌀
Reading fanfics is so fun, I wish romantic attraction was real.
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"Right?! Reality could use some of that fanfic magic! 💕✨📚"
I’ve been thinking. Is ‘fat’ short for anything? Like an old word or something?
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"Yeah, it's short for 'Fabulous and Terrific'! 😄🍩👍"
Whoever named it overthinking didn’t think hard enough, cause overthinking is never over.
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Overthinking is like the never-ending buffet of thoughts — all you can think, forever! 🤔🍝🥲