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Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Here’s our little murder doodler.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

I’m sorry I pretended I was dead when I saw you in public.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

I just borrowed some money from a cash app, now I’m about to uninstall it.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

Everything is about sex except Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is about power.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

I’m never wrong. Just different levels of right.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

They say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper isn’t very comfortable.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

“You’re like cherry lip gloss. I just can’t get enough.”

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

Checking Twitter now is like staring into your refrigerator to see if anything good has magically appeared.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

Marriage is just asking each other, “What do you want to do for dinner?” and then replying, “No, not that,” until death do us part.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Going viral on Slack:

Sorry for my bad behavior. Mercury is in gatorade or whatever.

Just shared via TikTok:

Me, aged 20: This is internship summer. I will get an internship. I will find a job. I will study. I will read. I will learn piano. I will… Me, nowadays: This summer, I’m going to try all of the ice cream flavors.

Going viral on Discord:

Want to come over? We can trauma dump, take a nap, and then order a pizza and watch a movie.

Making waves on TikTok:

Good morning to everyone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I smoke weed for my mental health and your personal safety.

Just shared via Discord:

Saw an article on “100 things to do before you die.” Was surprised Call 911 didn’t make the list.

Live now on TikTok:

With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

Going viral on YouTube:

Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?

Spotted on Messenger:

I made you snort laugh, so we’re going out, right?

Just shared via Reddit:

Don’t fall in love. It’s bad.

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Funny trolling quotes are the perfect way to bring some cheeky humor and lighthearted mischief to your day 😜💬 Whether you’re teasing friends or just love a good laugh, these witty gems add spice to conversations and keep the vibes playful 🎉🔥 Ready to troll with style and wit? Let the fun begin! 😂✨

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If anything I post makes you mad, just know that it pleases me.

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As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

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2 months ago

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Going to ragebait men by asking, “Do you ever wish you were tall?”

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18 shares on Messenger this month:

Anyone else brush their teeth in the shower so they can get a little sloppy with it, or is that just me?

22 shares on Messenger this month:

Please don’t delete your post. Yes, it was pretty stupid, but my reply to it was a masterpiece.

19 shares on Reddit this month:

They should invent something in between coffee and narcotics.

71 shares on Pinterest this month:

That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

87 shares on TikTok this month:

The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

60 shares on Slack this month:

Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.

52 shares on Pinterest this month:

Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.

30 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m not like other teenagers, I’m 51.

70 shares on Messenger this month:

Just let your girlfriend be crazy, like who cares, bro.

73 shares on Telegram this month:

Sex in the snow is wintercourse.

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Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

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How do you react when you see someone you respect on an e-scooter?

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I’m a pocket full of sunshine, not your dumping ground for grumpiness.

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Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control.

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A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.

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If you’re partying with your cousin and you’re asked if you’re related, “Our parents are siblings” will cause a lot of confusion.

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I hope this is the year my teen learns how to turn off a light when she leaves a room.

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Eating watermelon and minding my own business.

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I hate to break it to you, guys, but my husband says you’re not real. He just called you my imaginary friends.

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I can feel your energy from two planets away.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

The only ‘survival horror’ game I play is called ‘getting up every day and leaving the house.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

Twitter is where the broken, the used, the fighters, and the lovers gather to appreciate the twisted beauty in one another.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

For the amount of meat you get out of clam, I feel like we could just leave them alone.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

I really want a family… sized bag of peanut butter M&Ms.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

As I get older, I’m understanding why everything needs to be done before 12 p.m.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

Money talks, and also waves goodbye.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

Sorry, I booped your nose, but I was really hoping it was a mute button.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Slack:

You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

Breaking via Facebook:

Well, it took several decades, but I might have finally run out of things to say.

Breaking via Facebook:

There aren’t enough hours in the day for me to do absolutely nothing.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting a hug for Christmas.

Just shared via WeChat:

If I had a boyfriend, I’d put him in a snow globe and shake it really hard.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Mindfulness is out. We’re doing drugs again.

Just shared via Discord:

When I said there’s no such thing as a dumb question, I didn’t expect them to take it as a personal challenge.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I don’t need a New Year’s resolution, it’s the year’s turn to be better.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

Shared recently on Instagram:

You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!

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