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Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

Maybe the grass is greener over there because you’re not over there messing it up.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

“God has a plan for you!” Okay, well, I have some notes for him.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

My five-year plan is to just see what happens.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

My favorite conspiracy theory is that everything is going to be OK.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

How do you politely tell someone that they ruined your life?

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

Can someone come over and take this phone away from me?

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

Welcome to your 50s, there’s a wrong way to stretch now.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?”

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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334 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,603

Funny Quotes Topics

17,660

Funny Quotes Images

15,603

Updated

Jan 12, 2026

Users Online

3,291

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Discord:

I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”

Making waves on TikTok:

Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

The older I get, the more I understand why people live in the woods and talk to squirrels.

Seen just now on Telegram:

You can generate images with your mind whenever you want. You don’t even need AI.

Just landed via Threads:

I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

They were called “TV programs” because they were literally programming us, bro.

Making waves on Facebook:

Everyone’s a gangster until it’s time to pronounce Worcestershire Sauce.

Spotted on Telegram:

Not now, kitten. Mommy’s destroying and betraying herself for nothing.

Going viral on TikTok:

I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.

Broadcasted on X:

Never trust someone who can eat 24/7 but is still skinny.

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24 shares on Discord this month:

My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.

12 shares on Twitch this month:

Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

40 shares on Messenger this month:

Humanity was engineered as a biological weapon but left abandoned early in its development.

66 shares on X this month:

I always imagined WWIII would be Earth vs. aliens.

15 shares on TikTok this month:

Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

92 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don’t know each other.

25 shares on WeChat this month:

Are French bulldogs actually French? They seem kinda Puerto Rican.

52 shares on Snapchat this month:

Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

52 shares on Instagram this month:

If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

14 shares on Threads this month:

The smarter we make the A.I., the less it wants to do our jobs.

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Hot Jokes 💥

16 folks are currently checking 👀

If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

There is too much happening for mid-December. Where are the canceled meetings? Why are we not circling back next year?

16 folks are currently checking 👀

A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

If I ever get the death penalty, I hope “by chocolate” is an option.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Yes, I am super annoying, but don’t worry, it’s just permanent.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Doing taxes for an ant who inherited a teaspoon of sugar.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Life is just a vicious cycle of needing to go to the grocery store.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

The highlight of my weekends is slipping into something more comfortable and putting my feet up.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

The easiest way to shop with kids is not to.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

334 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,603

Funny Quotes Topics

17,660

Funny Quotes Images

15,603

Updated

Jan 12, 2026

Users Online

3,515

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

Even worse than a spider is a spider that just disappeared.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

Less is more, unless it’s kindness, sleep, or toilet paper.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

The way Christmas shopping expects me to have money right now is, honestly, disrespectful.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on TikTok:

Having a car is crazy cause you gotta take it to the car doctor.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

No one trashes your name better than the person who is terrified that you are going to tell people the truth.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Bring me a higher love. You have 24 hours. No cops.

Making waves on X:

When a documentary starts with an old person going, ‘We’re a small town, we didn’t lock our doors at night,’ oh, we’re gonna find out what made them start.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I get jealous when I find someone playing a song I thought only I knew.

Just shared via WeChat:

Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

Shared recently on X:

My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.

Just landed via Slack:

My family was too poor for a gene pool, so we soaked our genes in rye whiskey.

Making waves on YouTube:

James Bond really accurately predicted that the biggest threat to life on Earth is super-rich businessmen, whose money didn’t make them happy, and now their hobby is destroying the world.

Spotted on TikTok:

Your 20s are for developing attachments to people who will haunt you for the rest of your life.

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