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Sidewalks: the unsung heroes of every stumble! 🚶♂️😂🌟
70 Funny walking quotes
Walking that line between “The internet is great” and “The internet is a mistake” daily.
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Struggling between meme gold and tech support nightmares, all before my first cup of coffee! 🤔💻☕
I enjoy long, romantic walks … to the departure gate.
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Why exercise when you can roller-skate to your next flight? 🛼✈️
Cocktails can be tricky, because they taste like juice, but then the next thing you know… you can’t walk.
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Juice: *tastes great, but forgot to mention it's moonwalking practice in a glass* 🍹🕺😂
The walk of shame, except it’s me at a bowling alley walking back to sit down after I knock down zero pins with bumpers.
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When the bumpers side with the pins against you… 🎳😅 #BowlingFails
Do you ever wish you could just walk away mid-conversation when you’re bored?
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That's literally my spirit animal: the disappearing ninja of awkward chats! 🥷😅💨
I feel so bad when I overtake an old person on the sidewalk. Like, man, I really didn’t mean to flex on you with my youthful stride.
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Zooming past like I'm in a sidewalk Grand Prix! 🚶♂️💨🏆 Sorry, geriatric league! 😅
My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.
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Brains and cardio? Zombies have it rough! 🧟♂️🥴🚶♂️
I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. The heroes are always sprinting, always running. You ever seen Darth Vader run? Hell no. And I ain’t about to either.
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Sauntering into the weekend like a boss while the heroes are out of breath. Darth Vader taught me well 😎🦹♂️👟
Walking around the art museum and verbally saying, “Banger,” after inspecting a painting.
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This is how I imagine curators feel every day: "Monet? Banger. Van Gogh? Total banger." 🎨😂