82 Funny wealth quotes

• If there’s one thing we can trust, it’s billionaires.

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• Cocaine is God’s way of telling you that you make too much money.

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• Banks should have a gold bar that you can go in and touch when you feel poor.

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• I wanna become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Only in America can a kid wear $150 shoes, sip a $8 coffee, and post from a $1,200 phone about being oppressed and claiming capitalism has failed them.

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  1 month ago

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• Millionaires and multi-billion dollar companies be like, “We’re doing our part by asking the poor to donate to the poor.”

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• Billionaires are so weird. What are you saving up for? Hell?

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• Billionaires didn’t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more.

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• I’m upset that my parents never got rich enough for me to become a socialist.

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• You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax, and rich people can go to jail.

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