58 Funny wealth quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

  Commentary:
  "Sure money can’t buy happiness, but I’m ready to rent a smile or two! 💸😄 #WillingToExperiment"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

  Commentary:
  "Absolutely! I'm more than ready for that pop quiz, with extra credit in online shopping! 💸🛒😂"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Not being filthy rich is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

  Commentary:
  "Still waiting for my wallet to catch that 'wealthy' bug! 💸😂 #InconvenientReality"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: God, please — if you don’t want someone to love me, at least make me a millionaire.

  Commentary:
  "When Cupid's on vacation, let's hope the lottery isn't! 💘➡️💸 #PlanB"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs therapy when there's a Benjamin facelift for the soul? 💸😂 #RetailTherapyNotIncluded"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

  Commentary:
  "With all this money floating around, my wallet's practicing social distancing! 💸🤣"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the real luxury isn't in the handbags, but in planting roots and expanding horizons! 🌱🏞️ Because when it comes to wealth, the best designer is a sprawling piece of land—hoops of gold not included. 💰🌍😉

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  3 months ago

  Share →: A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs food and shelter when you can just wrap yourself in designer labels, right? 💸🛍️ #FashionOverFunction"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the irony of the super wealthy lacking basic common sense! 🤦‍♂️ Maybe all that money just clouds their judgment…or they spent it all on gold-plated socks 🧦💸 Who needs brains when you’ve got a vault full of cash, right? 💰😜"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the billionaires are playing a real-life game of "Who Wants to Be a Gazillionaire?" and it seems like they're winning! 🤑💰 Maybe it's time for everyone else to start hoarding those spare pennies like they're rare diamonds! 💎 #KeepTheChange

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