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78 Funny wealth quotes

Funny wealth quotes 💸 are the perfect blend of humor and wisdom, offering a light-hearted take on the pursuit of riches. From witty observations on saving 🐖 to clever quips about spending, these quotes remind us not to take money matters too seriously. Whether you’re a millionaire in the making or just looking for a good laugh 😂, dive into these chuckle-worthy nuggets of financial insight and see wealth from a whole new perspective!

Only in America can a kid wear $150 shoes, sip a $8 coffee, and post from a $1,200 phone about being oppressed and claiming capitalism has failed them.

6 days ago6 days ago

Millionaires and multi-billion dollar companies be like, “We’re doing our part by asking the poor to donate to the poor.”

1 week ago1 week ago

Billionaires are so weird. What are you saving up for? Hell?

1 week ago1 week ago

Billionaires didn’t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more.

2 weeks ago

I’m upset that my parents never got rich enough for me to become a socialist.

2 weeks ago

You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax, and rich people can go to jail.

2 weeks ago

God, I wish I had enough money to discover it doesn’t make me happy.

2 weeks ago

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man.

2 weeks ago

“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

2 weeks ago

Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

2 weeks ago

Can we skip to the rich part?

2 weeks ago

…and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich.

2 weeks ago

I think the key to happiness is having plenty of money and then telling all the poor people that money can’t buy happiness.

2 weeks ago

They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

2 weeks ago

I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

2 weeks ago

Not being filthy rich is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

2 weeks ago

God, please — if you don’t want someone to love me, at least make me a millionaire.

2 weeks ago

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

2 weeks ago

There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

2 weeks ago

The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land.

2 weeks ago

A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.

2 weeks ago

I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

2 weeks ago

The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.

2 weeks ago

Money doesn’t impress me. Giving it to me does.

2 weeks ago

I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

2 weeks ago

They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.

2 weeks ago

The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

2 weeks ago

Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first.

2 weeks ago

I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

2 weeks ago

If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

2 weeks ago

Mr. Beast is like if they made Dubai into a person.

2 weeks ago

I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.

2 weeks ago

If I ever win the lottery and decide to invest in a billboard company, I won’t tell anyone; but there will be signs.

2 weeks ago

All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.

2 weeks ago

I wanna be crazy rich. I’m already crazy, so I’m half way there.

2 weeks ago

Are you telling me these billionaires don’t have my best interests at heart?!

2 weeks ago

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

2 weeks ago

When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

2 weeks ago

My biggest sexual fantasy is someone throwing a million dollars on my naked body and then leaving me alone.

2 weeks ago

Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.

2 weeks ago

I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

2 weeks ago

I don’t know if I’m pregnant or what, but I’ve been craving 3 million dollars so bad.

2 weeks ago

Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

2 weeks ago

The difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body is that I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

2 weeks ago

The thing I’ve always found tricky about money is knowing how much I should have.

3 weeks ago

If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms.

3 weeks ago

Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.

3 weeks ago

If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.

3 weeks ago

$20k in my bank account. – The k is silent.

3 weeks ago

If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.

3 weeks ago