If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood. Posted on12 hours ago
Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please. Posted on19 hours ago
Wealthy person who has no problems and also meditates sometimes: Meditation is my secret weapon. Posted on1 day ago
Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better. Posted on2 days ago
Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor. Posted on2 days ago
My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point. Posted on3 days ago
If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth. Posted on3 days ago
If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me. Posted on3 days ago
Money does not buy happiness, but it’s better to cry in a sports car than on a bicycle. Posted on3 days ago
I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house. Posted on4 days ago