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Classic trickle-up economics in action! 💸🤔 The new philanthropic model: Robin Hood without the hood! 🎩💰
84 Funny wealth quotes
Billionaires are so weird. What are you saving up for? Hell?
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Saving up for a penthouse suite in the afterlife, I see! 😈💸✈️
Billionaires didn’t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more.
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When life gives you billionaires, make lemonade… and charge them $10 for it! 💼🍋💸
I’m upset that my parents never got rich enough for me to become a socialist.
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Guess I'll just have to settle for being a fiscally conservative dreamer 💸🤔✨
You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax, and rich people can go to jail.
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When even the dice can land you behind bars faster than a private jet 🚔😂💸
God, I wish I had enough money to discover it doesn’t make me happy.
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Sounds like the kind of scientific research I could really throw my wallet at! 💸😆
Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man.
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I aspire to reach the tax bracket where I don't have to worry about my paper towel usage 😂🧻💸
“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.
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I always knew Dad's real talent was secretly saving internet bandwidth 🌐💸👏
Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.
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Ah, the modern-day soap opera: Watching other people have fun while we're at home in our pajamas… living the dream! 🍿🛋️😂
Can we skip to the rich part?
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"When's the fast-forward button coming out? Asking for my bank account! 💸⏩😂"