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How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

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Why sleep when you can stay up all night overthinking?

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You are why Superman costumes have warning labels telling you the costume won’t make you fly.

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Noam Chomsky is a crazy name, like you sound hungry as f***.

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Sorry I’m unavailable… the horrors of reality insist upon themselves.

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You need a twins name suggestion? How about Kate and DupliKate?

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This place was really tidy yesterday. It’s a shame you missed it.

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I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

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You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

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I used to eat my feelings but now it’s so expensive, I might as well go to therapy.

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Going viral on Facebook:

Whenever I have a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle.

Reported on YouTube:

You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Every time your mom tells you that she wants the best for you, she is talking about me.

Just shared via Twitch:

It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.

Reported on X:

Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus.

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Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said β€˜Nope, too freaky!’

Just landed via Telegram:

I’m always looking for new and exciting ways to give up.

Trending via Messenger:

Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

People in their late 20s and early 30s are like “this is my emotional support trip to Japan.”

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Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬ has bookmarked:

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

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Jeez. It’s like the people in this nursing home have never heard techno before.

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Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.

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If you occasionally blow on your bourbon during a Zoom meeting, the other folks will think you’re enjoying a hot cup of tea.

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Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?

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Lately I have the attention span of wait what?

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I just want to be rich enough to stop having to pretend that I’m getting work done.

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Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

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Extrovert self made too many plans and now introvert self is pissed.

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I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake.

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Making waves on Snapchat:

Inflation is actually a good thing, it means money is going viral.

Breaking via Instagram:

When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.

Reported on TikTok:

My son got braces today. Yay, he’s not going to be a teenage dad.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Does anyone know what to do, like in general?

Making waves on Snapchat:

Due to unforeseen circumstances, I will be acting weird today.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Every time I wanna quit, I remember horses don’t stop.

Reported on Telegram:

There’s a Marie Antoinette feeling in the air.

Live now on YouTube:

Any time I have ever uttered the phrase β€œno worries” I have been lying. There are many worries.

Making waves on Messenger:

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.

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