Funny weight gain quotes

• Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

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  4 weeks ago

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• My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

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  1 month ago

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• Psychiatry is crazy because they’re just like… Oh, you’re really depressed? Would being on a pill that makes you fat help?

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  1 month ago

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• It’s all fun and games until your jeans no longer fit.

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  1 month ago

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