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Funny weight gain quotes are the perfect way to laugh off those extra pounds πŸ•πŸ˜‚ Whether you’re embracing the snack life or just love a good chuckle about your scale adventures, these witty gems will have you smiling through every bite πŸ©πŸ˜„ Get ready to snack, laugh, and maybe even love those curves a little more! πŸ”πŸŽ‰

It’s all fun and games until your jeans no longer fit.

Posted on11 hours ago11 hours ago

Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

Posted onFeb 7, 2025Feb 7, 2025

My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

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