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Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

When you are a leg-bouncer and someone asks you to stop, it’s like they’re asking you to stop your own heart.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

Changing your mind is an underrated activity.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.

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Broadcasted on Reddit:

Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

Reported on YouTube:

The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer.

Just shared via Reddit:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.

Going viral on Messenger:

Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in.

Breaking via Reddit:

Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I just learned the professional way to say “I told you so”: “This was identified early on as a likely outcome.”

Reported on Reddit:

I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.

Shared recently on Discord:

Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.

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Funny whiskey quotes 🥃 bring a splash of humor to your day, perfect for sharing with friends or spicing up your next toast! Whether you’re a seasoned sipper or just enjoy a good laugh, these witty sayings capture the spirit of whiskey in the most entertaining way 😂🔥. Get ready to raise your glass and chuckle because whiskey wisdom has never been this fun! Cheers to laughter and good times! 🍻✨

New funny whiskey quotes 👇

1 week ago
Share →: Let’s drink some whiskey and say too much.

Commentary:
Ah yes, the perfect plan for discovering secrets or inventing new ones! 🥃😂🤐
3 weeks ago
Share →: My family was too poor for a gene pool, so we soaked our genes in rye whiskey.

Commentary:
"Guess that explains why my DNA results came back as 50% rye and 50% 'party time'! 🥃🤣🧬"
2 months ago
Share →: His voice was like whiskey. Smooth with a slow burn that lit me up from the inside.

Commentary:
"Sounds like the kind of guy who can turn a karaoke night into a full-blown concert! 🎤🔥🥃"
6 months ago
Share →: Santa: “Don’t leave me milk. Leave me whiskey.”

Commentary:
Looks like Santa is trading his milk and cookies for something a bit stronger this year! 🎅🥃 Who knew St. Nick was into the hard stuff? Maybe that's the real secret behind his jolly demeanor! 😄🍪
6 months ago
Share →: Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, because what every man truly needs is a flannel-covered flask to safely store his knife-infused whiskey 🥃🔪. It's the perfect blend of rugged charm and questionable decision-making skills. Happy holidays, gentlemen! 🎁🤣"
6 months ago
Share →: I bought a 12 year old whiskey. His parents are furious.

Commentary:
Looks like that whiskey was a real troublemaker! 😄🥃 Maybe it's too young to be causing a stir, but hey, age is just a number in the world of spirits! 😉 #WhiskeyShenanigans

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Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

I hate to brag but I excel at my faults.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

Whenever I feel like I hate my job, I remind myself that I could be a food taster for the emperor.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

My kids are smart but sometimes they say dumb stuff like, “Mom, why do you always buy Snickers when you’re the only one who likes them?”

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

Nobody is more stressed than a person who has a lot of interests or passions and is still confused about their career.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

The way men eat when they’re single is nothing short of dehumanizing.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

To save money in this economy, I’ve tried eating out and I’ve tried cooking at home. The answer is starvation.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

I’m basically a taxi today for the kids and dogs.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Threads:

Are there any medium rappers? They’re always Big or Lil.

Making waves on Discord:

God, I wish I had enough money to discover it doesn’t make me happy.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Can’t believe penguins have to publish all those books with their tiny hands.

Broadcasted on Discord:

A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.

Just landed via X:

I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

The sexiest woman you know is trying to maintain her balance between insanity and genius.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

The zero likes won’t stop me from posting. I will talk to myself if I have to.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”

Going viral on Twitch:

Everyone is getting pregnant or married, and I’m back to “What’s your favorite color?“

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