Funny whiskey quotes

• Santa: “Don’t leave me milk. Leave me whiskey.”

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  2 days ago

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• Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”

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  2 days ago

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• I bought a 12 year old whiskey. His parents are furious.

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  3 days ago

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• Let’s drink some whiskey and say too much.

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  3 months ago

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• My family was too poor for a gene pool, so we soaked our genes in rye whiskey.

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  3 months ago

  alcohol, family, family joke, gene, genetics, humor, joke, pool, poor, poverty, sarcasm, too, whiskey

• His voice was like whiskey. Smooth with a slow burn that lit me up from the inside.

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  3 months ago

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