Funny wide quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Sitting with my legs really wide to experiment with gender.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking news: New gender discovered—Legtacular! 🤣🪑👖"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like your schedule is playing a game of reverse psychology on you! 😂🛌☀️ Maybe you're just trying to keep life interesting—flip the script and see what happens! Or perhaps your sleep cycle is on its own midnight adventure. Either way, you're living proof that mornings and nights don’t always follow the rules! 😴➡️🌙

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My DNA came back saying I come from a wide selection of cheeses.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this person ain't just cheesy with their jokes, but also quite literally made of cheese! 🧀🧬 Who knew their family tree had so many delicious branches? Bet they're grate company at parties! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the magical transformation of wide pants into tight pants! 🌟 Who knew our clothes could participate in a fashion metamorphosis too? 🦋 It's like a surprise reunion with an old friend… who now gives you a hug a little too snug. 😄 Just keep rocking those tight pants with confidence! 💃 #FashionComedy

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