Funny worm quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early, if you ask me.

  Commentary:
  "Exactly! I'll sleep in and let the worms have their own breakfast party. 🐦🥳🥱"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

  Commentary:
  "Proof that even lazy birds can live the dream! 🐦🪱💤 #TeamBrunchBird"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Proverbs are so mean. Like, I don’t deserve any worm because I woke up at 11am? Like, no worm at all?

  Commentary:
  "Who knew proverbs could be so judgmental about our waking habits? 🐛😂 Maybe it's time for some updated wisdom: 'Early bird catches the worm, but the late risers get brunch instead!' 🕰️🍳"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the beautiful metamorphosis from tiny worm to majestic dragonfly! 🐛✨ Wait… what do you mean they don't turn into dragonflies?! 🤔🦋 Well, that's one legendary worm bedtime story squashed! 🪳😂 #CocoonConfusion

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  6 months ago

  Share →: It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

  Commentary:
  Wow, it's so hot that even the birds are trying to keep their food cool! 🌞🐦🐛 I guess in this weather, everyone needs a little extra chill before diving in for a meal!

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