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  • The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.

    Commentary:
    “Online shopping: making us use our legs since 1994. Who knew that the most strenuous part of the process would be reaching for our wallet? It’s a real workout for the modern age.”

  • The worst part of getting struck by lightning is everyone seeing your skeleton.

    Commentary:
    “Getting struck by lightning: just nature’s way of giving you a quick x-ray session without the co-pay! ☠️⚡️ #SkeletonReveal #LiteralShockValue”

  • The worst part of marriage is when you do something stupid, the best part of marriage is when your partner does something stupid.

    Commentary:
    “Marriage: where two people can take turns being the ‘smart one’ and the ‘dumb one’ 🤪🧠 That’s the beauty of teamwork, right? 😂💍”

  • The worst part about getting sucked up by the tornado you’re filming is to die knowing your wife was right. You are an idiot.

    Commentary:
    “Who knew being proven wrong could be so disastrous? 🌪️💨💔 #EpicFail”

  • I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.

    Commentary:
    Oh the horror! 🤭 Imagine surviving the apocalypse, only to be stuck with braces forever 🦷. The real challenge post-civilization will be finding an orthodontist among the rubble! 💥 #BraceForImpact

  • I grew up in a poor family. We didn’t have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the dreaded togetherness! 😂 Who needs material wealth when you can have endless family drama instead? 🤷‍♂️🤣 #familybonding #dramaqueen”

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