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  View →: Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.
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  5 months ago

  View →: One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I don’t drink blood to stay young. I do it mainly for the lifestyle.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Technically I’m still young, but according to my back pain I’m actually 69.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon.

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