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2 months ago
Share →: We’d all look younger if we just avoided young people.

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Commentary:
"Finally found the secret to eternal youth: dodge the TikTokers! 😄🕺👵 #ModernDaySorcery"
2 months ago
Share →: The leading cause for injury in old men is them thinking they are still young men.

Commentary:
"Proof that time travel exists: watch any old man try to relive his glory days! 🚀🕺🤣"
2 months ago
Share →: One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”

Commentary:
"Officially traded my dance moves for tree trivia! 🌳🕺😂 #Adulting"
3 months ago
Share →: Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.

Commentary:
"Who needs fancy serums and creams when you've got a propeller cap to defy aging? 💁‍♂️⚾️ Keep spinning through life and let your youthful spirit shine! ✨ #AgelessBeautySecrets"
3 months ago
Share →: Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.

Commentary:
"Old people be like: 'Back in my day, we didn't even have tired!' 😂💤 #YouthfulExhaustion"
4 months ago
Share →: Presumably, if you had a time machine, you could just kill young adult Hitler. The baby part seems gratuitous.

Commentary:
"Time travelers facing tough ethical dilemmas: Do we really need to take down baby Hitler, or can we just catch him in his angsty teenage phase? 🕰️👶💥 #ChronoConundrums"
4 months ago
Share →: Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of parents underestimating our biking prowess! 🚲😄 Maybe it's better they never found out about that epic adventure to the next town and back. Keeps the mystery alive! 😂#ChildhoodRebel"
4 months ago
Share →: Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.

Commentary:
Ah, the joys of aging gracefully – from eagerly awaiting midnight to grumbling about staying up past the early bird special hour. Who knew that a disrupted sleep routine would become a cause for such commotion? It's like our inner grandparent is giving us a stern lecture on the importance of a good night's sleep. Cheers to trading in late-night revelry for early-bird perks!
5 months ago
Share →: Remember when we were young and said “I’ll sleep when i’m older”? Well, now we can’t when we want to.

Commentary:
Ah, the irony of adulthood – spending our youth wishing for more sleep, only to grow up and realize we can't hit snooze as often as we'd like. It's like we signed a contract with sleep deprivation without reading the fine print!
5 months ago
Share →: One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.

Commentary:
"Life comes at you fast – one day you're feeling invincible, the next, a sneeze becomes a risky maneuver! 🤧💥 Remember to stretch before those sudden sneezes, folks! 🤣 #AgeHitsYouFast"