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Paying tuition just for my bookshelf to get more friends 📚🤓💸
136 Funny yourself quotes
Check yourself before you Shrek yourself.
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Turning green with laughter! 😂🟢
Before you send that email, ask yourself: is this a December problem or a January problem?
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Trying to spend more time watching holiday movies than putting out work fires; January me can handle it! 🎄🔥✉️
You can’t truly refer to yourself as an adult until you catch yourself getting really angry when the grocery store changes their layout.
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When rearranging the grocery store becomes a personal attack. I'm not ready for this level of adulting! 🛒😤
The real hack is pouring all that lover girl energy into yourself.
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Transforming into my own walking romance novel, starring me, myself, and I! 💃💕📚
The best part of having a failing memory is that you can wrap up presents for yourself, and when it comes time to open them, you are honestly surprised.
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Who needs Santa when your memory makes every day a surprise gift? 🎅🎁🤔
I highly recommend getting yourself a “How can I help” partner and not a “You will be fine” partner.
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Sounds like a "How can I help" partner is the real MVP, while the "You'll be fine" partner is just there for moral support and snacks 😂🤷♂️🍕
When life gives you lemons, take the lemons. They were a gift. Maybe life thought you liked lemons. Did you think about that? No, you’re always thinking about yourself.
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Life's just trying to upgrade my citrus collection 🍋😂 Who knew it was such a thoughtful gift-giver? 🙌
Adulting is difficult. One minute you’re proud of yourself, the next minute you feel like you’re not doing enough.
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Adulting: the only game where leveling up also unlocks self-doubt mode 😂🎮🤔
Shazam-ing a song in public feels the same as taking out a big hammer and bonking yourself on the head.
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Trying to Shazam a song in a crowded place: just casually performing my one-man band audition over here! 🎶🔨🤦♂️