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I came. I saw. I made it awkward.

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First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

People who sound like fonts: Ariana Grande. Roman Roy. Jim Courier. Lydia West. Bon Iver. Suella Braverman. Jesse Ventura.

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I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

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Dating apps aren’t working. I’ll see ya at Home Depot, gentlemen.

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I’ve already sent Santa a short letter this week to say hello. Not that he thinks I only get in touch if I want something.

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If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.