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There should be a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”.

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Stick with me and you’ll go places. None of them good, but still.

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Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.

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How is every author the #1 New York Times bestseller?

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

After all these years, Jude Law has finally noticed me and responded to my love letters. Something about staying 500 feet away. I’m getting it framed.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle.

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Plot twist: weed is addicted to me.

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Shout out to all you people out there who get asked if you’re okay a lot even though that’s the only facial expression you have.

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I need to get my shit together, but at this point, I’m waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in.

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Excuse me, can you direct me to the nonsense?

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Being gracefully insane is the secret to a happy life.

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Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Am I just an Untitled Document to you?

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Reading a book is nice, but reading a book in the middle of the night when everyone is asleep is even better, it’s therapeutic.

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Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.

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People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.

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For all those wondering, yes, I am retired. I was tired yesterday, and I am tired again today.

Going viral on Twitch:

Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

Breaking via Reddit:

A song that hits so hard it makes you want a cigarette.

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A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.

Hide and seek, except it’s my husband searching for where he last put his pants.

3 weeks ago

Funny quote about a husband struggling to find his misplaced pants, playful and humorous vibe.

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I have a lot to offer! Most of it’s bad, but it’s still a lot.

20 shares on X this month:

The sexual tension between me and vanishing without context is insane.

85 shares on Reddit this month:

Woke up and immediately broke my resolution to be less sexy this year.

83 shares on YouTube this month:

Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

12 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m not speaking to my husband, and I don’t think he even knows it.

42 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK?

55 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.

95 shares on TikTok this month:

AI could never replace me, you can’t put this much self-loathing into a machine.

59 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.”

87 shares on Messenger this month:

My future husband is very lucky; he will never stay hungry, because I know so many restaurants with delicious food.

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The worst part of getting struck by lightning is everyone seeing your skeleton.

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I told my computer I needed a break, now it sends me reminders to stretch while I’m lying on the couch.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.

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I wonder how many people think, “What the hell?” after talking to me.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

Go ahead and get some sleep, everyone. I’ll stay up and handle the overthinking.

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The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.

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Tech bro obsessed with “storytelling,” but hasn’t read a book in the last 5 years.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

Friendly reminder to drink your water and mind your business this week.

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There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

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I like to notice patterns and do nothing about it.

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It’s funny we got universal near-perfect free translation, and the world didn’t really change at all.

Just landed via X:

Studies show that sleepwalking has decreased among Americans over the last 10 years. Typical lazy Americans.

Going viral on Twitch:

The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

Trending via TikTok:

People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier.

Just shared via Facebook:

Imagining how cathartic it must feel to send forth thousands and thousands of bats from your Transylvanian manor.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Right now somebody’s therapist is hearing about YOU.

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The cinema vibe is my favorite, you literally forget about the world for like 2-3 hours.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Checking Twitter now is like staring into your refrigerator to see if anything good has magically appeared.

Making waves on X:

Y’all ever postpone an outfit? Like, nah, let me save this for a better day? Same.

Trending via Slack:

I totally understand those uncles and aunts who don’t attend gatherings.

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Hide and seek, except it’s my husband searching for where he last put his pants.

Carrying a baby for nine months and then naming it Chet is insane.

You’re mistaking me with someone who’s stupid.

The real threat to Democracy is the Bureaucracy.

I’m drinking coffee so I don’t say mean things to you. You’re welcome.

Wooden pews are designed to maximize the shame of farting in church.

Are there cheat codes for parenting teenagers? This level is really hard.

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Hide and seek, except it’s my husband searching for where he last put his pants.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Carrying a baby for nine months and then naming it Chet is insane.

You’re mistaking me with someone who’s stupid.

The real threat to Democracy is the Bureaucracy.

I’m drinking coffee so I don’t say mean things to you. You’re welcome.

Wooden pews are designed to maximize the shame of farting in church.

Are there cheat codes for parenting teenagers? This level is really hard.

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