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"Ah, good ol' self-reflection at its finest! When in doubt, always trust the committee of 'me, myself, and I.' 🤔🤷‍♂️ #TeamNoBlameGame"

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Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”

87 shares on WeChat this month:

I can’t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago.

31 shares on Facebook this month:

Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

53 shares on X this month:

Just because I loved you at one point doesn’t mean I will always love you. I’m not Whitney Houston.

80 shares on Discord this month:

I would do anything for a job, except write a cover letter.

43 shares on Discord this month:

You’re not lazy, you’re just buffering in HD.

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My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

23 shares on Twitch this month:

My favorite voicemails are those where the person doesn’t leave one.

45 shares on Snapchat this month:

Welcome to your 40s… you can now use this as an excuse not to help a friend move.

41 shares on Twitch this month:

Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents.

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College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.

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Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

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Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

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Science can’t explain it, but some hairs can grow up to a quarter inch overnight. Never in a good spot though.

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The hardest thing about chess is the other guy is always doing some shit.

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I wanted to wear some hot lingerie, but didn’t have any, so I put on this red dental floss.

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I just be giggling, then start thinking about bills and remember ain’t nothing funny.

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11 out of 10 women are always right.

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I just want someone who can read a book with me in silence, and then do ungodly things sometimes.

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Study international relations and political science if you watch the news and think, I’d like this to make me even more depressed.

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Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

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Figure skating is so niche that sometimes I walk in the rink, and there’s an Olympic medalist there.

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McDonald’s needs a 3rd window so you can trade in all the wrong stuff they gave you.

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I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.

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Guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn Wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn.

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I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ — which is so much better.

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Doing taxes for an ant who inherited a teaspoon of sugar.

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We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up.

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One of the worst ways to waste your youth is by being insecure.

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“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

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I asked myself if I was the problem and we said no.

You’re telling me people get eight hours of sleep? Like in one night?

Women don’t apologize. They sleep naked and let you decide whether you are still angry or not.

Cute how I complain that my kids are spoiled when I’m the one who spoils them.

Being single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.

You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well go while I’m here.”

A burrito is just a sleeping bag for beans.

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I asked myself if I was the problem and we said no.

Keep the laugh going 😂

You’re telling me people get eight hours of sleep? Like in one night?

Women don’t apologize. They sleep naked and let you decide whether you are still angry or not.

Cute how I complain that my kids are spoiled when I’m the one who spoils them.

Being single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.

You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well go while I’m here.”

A burrito is just a sleeping bag for beans.

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