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Sorry, I’m late. I got here when I wanted to.

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I wonder how many different vegetables they exploded before they discovered popcorn.

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“Pre” means before, and “post” means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.

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Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

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Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

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At therapy, saying “Don’t worry about it” to every question.

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Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

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The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

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Millennials are just 30-40-year-olds who look 20-30 years old and feel 80-90 years old.

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When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.