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"Ah, the magical connection of annoyance at first sight ✨🙄 Who hasn't met someone and immediately thought 'Yep, you're going to irk me?' 😂 It's almost like a special kind of bond, right? 🤦‍♂️ #AnnoyanceGoals"

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16 shares on Reddit this month:

I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

10 shares on Pinterest this month:

Going to IKEA if anyone needs some meatballs.

85 shares on WeChat this month:

How are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby?

65 shares on TikTok this month:

He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

93 shares on YouTube this month:

Wow, another wooden ball. Would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there?

54 shares on Slack this month:

If I go quiet, it’s because I am plotting my escape or your demise.

52 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t.

47 shares on Slack this month:

You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore.

80 shares on Telegram this month:

You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

25 shares on Instagram this month:

Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

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The true horror genre: my old Facebook statuses.

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Nobody bools anymore. In high school, everyone was booling.

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You don’t do laundry once a week. You do it constantly, endlessly, forever—until you die.

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If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.

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I know some people don’t like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste.

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Shoutout to Netflix for being the only one that checks in on me every few hours. “Are you still watching?” Yeah, babe, thank you for asking.

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Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.

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I’ve been saving these cleavage crumbs just for you babe.

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Marriage is 33.3% hiding to eat snacks because you and your spouse are supposed to be on a diet.

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My favorite body lotion is Voltaren.

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Going bananas on Telegram:

When you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.

Breaking via Facebook:

Is stir-fry the only dish where the instructions are in the name?

Just landed via Messenger:

Not sure why I drink anymore. I get the same effect from standing up too fast.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Doc, if I can vibecode anything and everyone else can vibecode anything, then what’s my competitive advantage?

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This is actually worse than Biff Tennan’s future.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

When you clean your room so well that the only trash left is you.

Just landed via YouTube:

I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

Breaking via Discord:

If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play.

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There are two types of people in politics. Avoid them.

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Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

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I believe in annoyed at first sight.

Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

I don’t pay attention to the world ending. It has ended for me many times, and began again in the morning.

Life hack: You don’t need white noise to sleep when you have constant ringing in your ears.

I love being left to my own devices. It’s like yeah, these are my devices.

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I believe in annoyed at first sight.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

I don’t pay attention to the world ending. It has ended for me many times, and began again in the morning.

Life hack: You don’t need white noise to sleep when you have constant ringing in your ears.

I love being left to my own devices. It’s like yeah, these are my devices.

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