Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

When you’re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a “what ya doing?” text.

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I’m never more unattractive than when a bee flies in my face.

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Twitter is just a virtual mental hospital.

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Babe, wake up, it’s stupid outside!

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This year should be named “things I never thought could happen”.

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It’s time to stare blankly at my wall for hours straight and think about where I went wrong with my life.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

I used to eat my feelings but now it’s so expensive, I might as well go to therapy.