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  • The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am.
  • Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?
  • If you live in the same hemisphere as me, you’ve probably already heard me sneeze.
  • Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.
  • If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.
  • The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”