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"Who made the rule that only kids get the stickers? 🤔 Clearly, adults deserve some appreciation too for adulting like pros! 🌟 Next time you visit the doctor, demand a sticker like the grown-up champ you are! 💪😄"

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Only thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m stupid.

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The worst part about waking up is all the remembering.

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Well, I’ve been depressed and poor, but sure, we’ll call it intermittent fasting.

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McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

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My co-workers found out when my birthday is so now I need to find a new job.

81 shares on Telegram this month:

If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.

51 shares on Reddit this month:

The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

97 shares on Pinterest this month:

Oh my God, “unc” means uncool. I thought it meant uncle. Like you’re carrying the energy of someone’s weird uncle.

27 shares on Instagram this month:

Men tell you “I know a place” and bring you to the brink of madness.

47 shares on Instagram this month:

This entire “presidency” is like being tied to a chair and watching a toddler play with a loaded pistol.

17 shares on WeChat this month:

“You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.

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My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.

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Within a week, we’ve had a major jewel heist, a mafia-involved poker ring, and sports gambling corruption. We’re living in the 1920s.

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Trying to be cute today but my face isn’t cooperating.

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How is rent for 28 days the same amount as for 31 days? Where is my change?

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If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.

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Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

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Do you ever look into your cats eyes and realize that a person is inside there?

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Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.

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You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit.

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The morning routine that takes the longest: finding the will to live.

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A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.

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The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

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You’re a ghost driving a meat-coated skeleton made from stardust, riding a rock, hurtling through space. Fear nothing.

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Play the long game? You mean Monopoly?

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Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do nothing.

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The sun is so successful because it has the perfect bedtime and morning routines.

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The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened, and they’ll instantly start celebrating too. They have no idea what the context is; they’re just always ready to party, no matter what.

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I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn.

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I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.

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Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

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I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

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Sorry, I’m late. I found my old CD collection.

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I’m going to be a printer today and just not work.

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