I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

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The name Ella is short for Mozzarella.

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Don’t be fooled by what your kids will eat at someone else’s house.

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I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

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“It’s all in your head.” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

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One of the kids said, “Camping looks fun,” so tonight we’re watching The Revenant.

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I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.

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I have almost 100,000 miles on my office chair. So I got that going for me.

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I’m one of those lucky people that can eat whatever they want and not put on any clothes.

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My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf.

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.