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Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

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I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

“New password cannot be your old password” makes me so mad.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dressed this morning, and I have to say, I deserved it.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

I can’t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

Need to clean the fridge, so I’m going to do the responsible thing and drink wine instead.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

Vegan zombies be like: GRAINS!

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I would like to unsubscribe from all responsibilities, please and thank you.

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The thing I’ve always found tricky about money is knowing how much I should have.

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Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.

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I had a marvelous time ruining everything.

Just shared via Discord:

The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

Reported on Twitch:

Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.

Spotted on Instagram:

When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”

Shared recently on Messenger:

I can admit that I am intrigued by people weirder than I am.

Just landed via Telegram:

If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

The delivery guy absolutely hates it when I call him my pizza mule.

Making waves on X:

I’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me.

Just shared via Reddit:

I’m bored, but not “read a book for fun” bored.

I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.

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I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.

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Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

I came. I saw. I made it awkward.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.

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Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.

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“Dating pool” is incredibly optimistic. More like dating drainage.

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I wanna be crazy rich. I’m already crazy, so I’m half way there.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

Sadly, I do my best proofreading after I hit “send.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

I be like, “Who’s praying on my downfall?” as if I don’t make self-destructive life decisions.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

Pets don’t talk because the moment they do, the government will tax them.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.

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I have good problem-solving skills, but my problem-creating skills are where I really shine.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Telegram:

“Your password is too weak!” Just wait until you see my impulse control.

Spotted on Messenger:

I’m so grateful when people tell me to drive safe, cause then I remember not to drive off that cliff.

Just shared via Twitch:

Toothpaste sure knows how to ruin whatever you’re drinking.

Going viral on Discord:

Responding to any and all emails with ‘wow ok’

Going viral on X:

It’s lowkey nothing else to do except become a better version of yourself, lol.

Shared recently on WeChat:

To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I often wonder how men could discover entire continents. Mine can’t even find the butter in the fridge.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

Freshly posted on X:

Why do women complain about size but moan when fingered?

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