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Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

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Due to personal reasons, I must make it in life.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

British people be like “It’s Chewsday, innit?”

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

Candy cigarettes really used to be a thing and we really bought them and walked around like we were smokers at the tender age of 6.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

Think like a crazy person, and then you’ll understand.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

You wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

Home is where the Wi-Fi connects automatically and no one chews loud.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

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216 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

Jan 5, 2026

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Breaking via Slack:

lol is punctuation and LOL is laugh out loud.

Going viral on Slack:

If I’m gonna jingle your bells, I’m definitely gonna jingle them all the way.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

A foghorn but for people who can’t see through their own bullshit.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Technically, all the money I have ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet.

Shared recently on X:

Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?

Just shared via Instagram:

Men look so amazing for people who use the same product for their teeth, hair, floor and car washing.

Trending via WhatsApp:

My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are problematic/overwhelmed.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Still hard to believe that access to infinite information made us dumber.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but throw away your disgusting dish sponge.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I’m not speaking to my husband, and I don’t think he even knows it.

I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

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If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.

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I’m inventing a website for unemployed people called LinkedOut.

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You’re in her DMs, she’s in my bed whining that it’s too cold. Can you come get her?

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I get it, funds… I, too, am insufficient.

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Marriage is where you gasp while your husband is driving, and he gets super annoyed over and over.

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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

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79 shares on X this month:

I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.

69 shares on WhatsApp this month:

They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”.

64 shares on TikTok this month:

Considering that doctors are never on time, they should tell you to come a half hour late, not early.

73 shares on Discord this month:

Worst part of being in my 20’s is to be reminded that I’m actually in my mid-40’s.

88 shares on TikTok this month:

Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.

43 shares on Messenger this month:

Most earthquakes could have been an email.

24 shares on Threads this month:

No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.

62 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You couldn’t pay me to do this year again.

38 shares on Instagram this month:

I just want someone who can read a book with me in silence, and then do ungodly things sometimes.

99 shares on Messenger this month:

Welcome to your 40s, your level of cleaning is directly related to whether your guest can see without readers.

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Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

The goal is to make your therapist cry.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

Rather than work on my issues, I’m counting on my personality getting changed by a falling coconut.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

Nobody at this train station knows that there’s a hole in my sock.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

You lose some, you lose some more.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

Why go to the art museum when I can just stare at you?

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Twitch:

All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word.

Spotted on TikTok:

You should be able to google why a couple broke up.

Just landed via Messenger:

Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

Trending via Snapchat:

Running feels great until you compare it to not running.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

“You have reached your monthly article limit,” – a website you’ve never accessed before today.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I kind of miss when people stood 6 feet away.

Spotted on Reddit:

I wear a lot of clothes for someone who hates doing laundry.

Trending via TikTok:

Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

It’s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like.

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I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.

I’m inventing a website for unemployed people called LinkedOut.

You’re in her DMs, she’s in my bed whining that it’s too cold. Can you come get her?

I get it, funds… I, too, am insufficient.

Marriage is where you gasp while your husband is driving, and he gets super annoyed over and over.

A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

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