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Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always “Never.”

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Offering friendship as a consolation prize for a failed romantic connection attempt is absolutely cruel.

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ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

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Bands are always like “here’s another song”. Yeah, no shit, that’s pretty much all you do.

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I never get as envious of parents as I do when their baby starts crying and they get to leave the event.

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Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

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I had to quit my job because people kept falling in love with me there.

Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always “Never.”

If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway.

Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

11:00 am – Anything is possible. 3:00 pm – But not today.

“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.

I get it, funds… I, too, am insufficient.

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When I die, I want to come back as a speed bump so I can piss people off.

You really have to enjoy the way a man is acting in the beginning, because you will never meet that man again.

Instead of studying, I like to stay on my phone and worry about how I’m going to pass.

I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

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Cookbook, but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishes that need to be cleaned after making it.

One sec, lemme just find the off switch for my brain.

People without a sense of humor should not be allowed to decide what people with a sense of humor are allowed to laugh at.

I had a sex dream last night that felt so real, I’m just gonna go ahead and add it to my body count.

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Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.

If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.

You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.

Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club.

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A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.

When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.

You looked so beautiful and combative as we were detained for questioning.

It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green.

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