I had to quit my job because people kept falling in love with me there. Posted on2 days ago2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Looks like your workplace needed a "Caution: Falling in Love Zone" sign! 😂💔 Who knew your charm was a workplace hazard! #HeartbreakerOnDuty Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart. When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again” Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles. I heard time is money, so I quit my job. Now I have lots of time! I’m just falling in love with my problems now. Maybe they’ll leave me too.