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Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive.

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Welcome to my very loose interpretation of โ€˜functioning adultโ€™.

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My brain is on airplane mode today.

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The first Saw movie should have been called Footloose.

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Don’t scare me, I fart easily.

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We are both insane on the web, I think we can make it work.

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If I shook my head at every stupid thing I saw, I’d have permanent whiplash.

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I can be social. Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back.

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Not all people have bad neighbors. The ones next door have a great one.

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The best part about getting added to a group chat is leaving two weeks later.

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I had to quit my job because people kept falling in love with me there.

I had to quit my job because people kept falling in love with me there.

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Looks like your workplace needed a "Caution: Falling in Love Zone" sign! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’” Who knew your charm was a workplace hazard! #HeartbreakerOnDuty



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“It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.

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Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, Iโ€™m mad that we donโ€™t have any junk food.

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You canโ€™t make everyone happy. Youโ€™re not a jar of Nutella.

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80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmmโ€ฆ should I bring my jacket or not?”

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Marriage is between two people: one person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked.

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Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.

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Paycheck hit. I’m at Michaels Arts & Crafts supply store telling them to bring out Michael.

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The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

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I wish there was a nicer way to say โ€œmy natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about youโ€.

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No one has ever believed in me more than this waitress, who brought me buffalo wings and a single wet nap.