I just need to lie down for a couple of years. Commentary:"Taking self-care to a whole new level! 😴💤 Who knew rejuvenation could be this long-term? #NapGoals" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make. 90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again. I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine. They lie on the job descriptions, so lie on your resume. Sorry I’m late, traffic is exactly how it’s been every day for the past couple years, and I was not expecting that.
