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To all the people who ask singles why they are actually single: Please don’t. We have sworn an oath and are not allowed to tell you the secret of our success.

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What no one tells you about having kids is that within a few years you’re in possession of a lot of teeth that you have no idea what to do with.

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New COVID variant tries to sell you an extended auto warranty.

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Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

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Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.

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The husband, child, and dog are all snoring. WTF is this?

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I’m drinking coffee so I don’t say mean things to you. You’re welcome.