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Girlhood is sitting down in a boiling hot shower instead of dealing with life.

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Please stop adding touchscreens to cars. Most of these idiots can barely drive as it is.

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Math is like Chinese to me.

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Auto-correct and I are in a toxic relationship.

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My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

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The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.

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Born to hate people. Somehow ended up in customer service.

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Watching my wife absolutely hate my daughter’s boyfriend while being nice and hospitable to him has made me question every interaction I’ve had with another human being in my life.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

Website: We use cookies to improve our performance. Me: Same!

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Managed to empty the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something there takes on a life of its own.

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I get so flattered when butterflies or bees buzz around me. Like, sorry ladies, I’m not a flower, but it’s so sweet that you thought I was. Hehe.

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My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Why is everything 10x better at night? Driving, showering, eating, vibing to music, watching Netflix… phone calls. Like, everything.

Going viral on Reddit:

Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

Going viral on WeChat:

Remember when we were young and said “I’ll sleep when i’m older”? Well, now we can’t when we want to.

Trending via Pinterest:

The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.

Spotted on WeChat:

I’m not even sure what I’m doing on this planet.

Making waves on WeChat:

Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

I love when the universe delivers receipts.

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I don’t understand all the fuss about ChatGPT – I have teenagers who already know everything.

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Still holding out hope that these intrusive thoughts are just gas.

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Country music is for men who need a little help crying.

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Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

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Why does the phone ring longer when you’re ignoring the call?

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There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado.

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32 shares on Discord this month:

I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

83 shares on Slack this month:

I believe my ex-wife is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

54 shares on Twitch this month:

Americans be like, “MM:DD:YY” is how you say dates verbally, and then have a national holiday called “4th of July.”

65 shares on Telegram this month:

I accidentally messed up my life. How do I start a new account?

94 shares on YouTube this month:

Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

58 shares on Snapchat this month:

Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.

36 shares on Twitch this month:

Sometimes I want to sleep, but my brain decides to do a little tap dance through every mistake I’ve ever made, instead.

31 shares on Twitch this month:

Called myself to see if I’d answer, sent me to voicemail. Twice.

12 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Finally gathered all my thoughts and now they’re jumping me.

16 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?

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We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.

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If you eat well and exercise, you’ll die fit.

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“I’m either extremely productive or staring at the wall like I’m in a Victorian painting.”

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

There will only be world peace if we get another Gangnam Style.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

In your 20s, there will be an evil narcissist demon disguised as the man of your dreams. It’s important that you run from that loser before he steals your light.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in such a way that they look forward to the journey.

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Inflation is actually a good thing, it means money is going viral.

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Live now on Snapchat:

Funny thing about zombie movies – they never seem to go after the cameraman.

Making waves on Messenger:

HR is giving me a hard time because I’ve been starting all my work emails with “Dearly Beloved”.

Just shared via TikTok:

Getting out of bed should count as resistance training.

Freshly posted on Discord:

My first rodeo and my last rodeo were the same rodeo.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Getting excited to go to bed is a different level of adulting.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

If you see me online, I’m not chatting. I’m busy ignoring the world and laughing at memes like it’s therapy.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

The prime minister is a minister that is not divisible by any other minister.

Just landed via Pinterest:

You know it’s bad when even a cheeseburger doesn’t help.

Live now on Telegram:

There are rumors that someone came down the chimney last night. This is preposterous. I would have lost my mind.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Am I finishing my education or is my education finishing me?

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