I noticed you haven’t posted in a few weeks, and just wanted to thank you.

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Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.

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I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back.

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An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.

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Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’

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All I’m saying is that I’m closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is.

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The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”

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I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

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I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night.

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Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

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I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.