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My fantasy is having two men at once. One cooking, one cleaning.

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I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things.

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Not leaving the house and not having contact with other people. The punishments of my childhood are now my hobbies.

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Welcome to your 50s, your knees will now decide when you will sit down.

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Grok just sounds like something that might try to eat me.

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Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

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Spotify: enjoy the next 30 minutes commercial free. Also Spotify: we have no concept of time.

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I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.

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They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag.

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My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

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His hands wouldn’t stop talking to me, your honor.

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I’m only dead on the outside.

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I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.

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In university, you can literally tell who had no freedom at home.

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I’m not mad, I just hope your socks slide off in your shoe all day.

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When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.

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I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

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Love triangle? You mean this Dorito?

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Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

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I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.

I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.

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Having a crush should be considered a form of self-harm.

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Welcome to your 40s, your level of cleaning is directly related to whether your guest can see without readers.

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The part where the music beat is going from your left ear to the right at different intervals.

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The Velvet Underground probably wouldn’t have been so influential if I was at their shows with a giant magnet and pulled their guitars out of their hands.

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A female will ghost you, and the whole time she is waiting for you to text back again.

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Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

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I get so flattered when butterflies or bees buzz around me. Like, sorry ladies, I’m not a flower, but it’s so sweet that you thought I was. Hehe.

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You cannot hurt me. You are not a hip-height table corner.

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Stop using ChatGPT. You got a question, you come to me first.

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You used to calm me on my cell phone!

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If you tell me to make myself at home, I’m going to ask you to leave.

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Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.

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I think it’s extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

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My favorite color is money.

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Roses are pink. I need a drink.

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A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”

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Girls who leave clothing reviews with their height, weight, and size ordered are going to heaven.

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No revenge, but I hope you stutter every time you try to dirty talk with someone.

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True romantics have made peace with the possibility of lifelong solitude.

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I am “We read the newspaper front to back every single day,” years old.

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I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.

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If someone leaves your life, it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world.

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What do you mean I overthink things (as I wonder if I hurt my dog’s feelings by liking cat videos on Instagram)?

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There’s no way you could go all the way through the desert on a horse with no name, you’d have named it by the end.

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Silk is a crazy material. “I like your shirt,” thanks. It came out of a bug.

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Spotify Wrapped has a special talent for pulling up an artist I’ve literally never heard of and telling me I actually listen to them 2,000 times per day.

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Someone at work is gonna suggest you download Outlook and Teams on your phone, and it’s very important that you don’t listen to them.

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I have absolutely no desire to stay in the loop.

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Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

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They should invent a life where I know what I’m doing.

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I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.

I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.

I talk to myself mostly because I am an excellent listener.

You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.

Sometimes you send an email that requires a response, and the other person writes back right away, and it’s like NO NOT YET.

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I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.

I talk to myself mostly because I am an excellent listener.

You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.

Sometimes you send an email that requires a response, and the other person writes back right away, and it’s like NO NOT YET.

Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing.

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