I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.

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The quickest way to get your kid to do their homework is to ask them to help with some chores.

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What happened to my ankles tonight mosquitologically can never happen again.

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I was gonna get on the treadmill, but then the couch will get sad.

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The rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while I’m there.

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I’m eating for two; me and the person I strive to be.

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If they don’t look at you like you’re magic, disappear like Houdini.

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It’s okay if you don’t like me, not everyone has good taste.

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I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.

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My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

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One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.