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If you relate to me, get some help!

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The endings of Lost and Game of Thrones each cost me a television.

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Roses are red. Blue got me thinking. I reckon it’s time for some excessive day drinking…

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Daffodil totally sounds like an insult, you blooming daffodil.

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Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

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My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

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Architects should try and design a house with no yelling.

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My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

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I plan the silliest murders in my dreams because all I have to do to get away with it is wake up.

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Most people who have found themselves are amazed to discover that there is nothing there at all.

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Remember it’s Christmas. You need to check your elf before you wreck your shelf.

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If it weren’t for the last minute, I’d never do anything.

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Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

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Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures – it’s my face.

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There are two types of people at work: Those who work and those who have become pros at looking busy.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Double chins are better than double faces.

Just landed via YouTube:

A DM? Flirt on the timeline like a real man.

Making waves on Facebook:

Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?

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I use subtitles so if I learn anything interesting I can say “I was reading about” instead of “I saw on an episode of Love Island”

I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.

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Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

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They said don’t try this at home, so I’m coming over to your place.

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I generally don’t know what the hell I’m doing, but I’m really good at it.

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Everyone should be more grateful for what I don’t say.

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Sometimes I do this fun little thing, where I take the time to write a grocery list, and then I forget it at home.

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38 shares on Instagram this month:

I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen.

77 shares on Twitch this month:

If you want to experience hunger, go and live with a wealthy person or family.

99 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

64 shares on YouTube this month:

Life’s all about crossroads and intersections; unfortunately, I’m a bad driver.

13 shares on Threads this month:

I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.

40 shares on Instagram this month:

I like to establish dominance by yawning the minute someone tries to make small talk with me.

26 shares on Telegram this month:

For a girl that loves sleep and hates stress, my career choice is questionable.

40 shares on Reddit this month:

Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

16 shares on YouTube this month:

Can I come over and crawl around on you like a bug?

47 shares on WeChat this month:

The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.

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It was the becestershire of times, it was the worcestershire of times.

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Welcome to Twitter, where everyone is an expert on everything.

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Somebody somewhere today don’t know it’s their last day with all 10 fingers.

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Seeing yourself on a FaceTime screenshot really humbles you.

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I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

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As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.

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If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?

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As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

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The guy in the stall beside doesn’t know he can shut off his camera shutter.

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Sure, I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t see “Likes” in my journal.

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I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did.

Just landed via Pinterest:

The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Life tip: if nothing goes right, go to sleep.

Going viral on Slack:

It’s not magic, but I bet you are reading this post with one leg on top of the other.

Going viral on Facebook:

The best way to describe this year is to say it feels like a year of Mondays.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

The quickest way to get your kid to do their homework is to ask them to help with some chores.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I haven’t been with anyone in 3 years. I feel sorry for my next boyfriend. He might not make it through the day.

Just shared via Reddit:

I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

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I’ve never had a beer in the shower; I’m saving it for a very low moment in my life.

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I wish I had a friend like me.

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