If I had a bf, I’d be a gf. Commentary:"If I had a bf, I'd be a gf – simple math, really! 😂👫 It's all about relationships and algebra; solving for love! 💑 #SingleAndReadyToMingle" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life! Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support. The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app. The way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you’d think I dated it.
