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  • I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me.
  • I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3am coming back from the club.
  • Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.
  • It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green.
  • Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.
  • The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.