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Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.

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At this point, if you buy Tesla, everyone is just going to assume you are a loser.

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There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

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Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.

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I know it’s traditional to start work at 9, but I think we could lower that age to 8.

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I could post “hello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

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I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

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Vegan zombies be like: GRAINS!

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You’re so vain. You probably think me being in this tree outside your house is about you.

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Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.