If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Exercise? More like 'exit!' If I'm sprinting, it's less 'fit life' and more 'fight or flight!' πββοΈπ¨π" Related Funny Posts π€ Just saw someone my age running and she wasnβt chasing an ice-cream truck. I decided not to go for a run today because of the weather, but mostly because of the running. Got the zoomies at work, and now HR is chasing me around with a butterfly net. Should I be worried that buzzards circle me when I go for a run? Running feels great until you compare it to not running.