If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.

If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.
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"Exercise? More like 'exit!' If I'm sprinting, it's less 'fit life' and more 'fight or flight!' 🏃‍♂️💨😂"

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