If you see me out running, you should run too, because somet…

If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.

Commentary:
“Exercise? More like ‘exit!’ If I’m sprinting, it’s less ‘fit life’ and more ‘fight or flight!’ 🏃‍♂️💨😂”

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