If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.

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The first Saw movie should have been called Footloose.

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I talk a lot of shit for someone who is startled by my own toast popping up while I’m watching it. Every. Single. Time.

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Texting my boss to let him know how excited I am for work tomorrow.

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So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.

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This is actually worse than Biff Tennan’s future.

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My immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter.

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Being an adult means your pain never goes away, it just migrates to a new location in your body.

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Tried Adderall to help my productivity but now I’m just intensely aware of all the things I should be doing.

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My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved.

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When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body.